posts from 2009 / 10 / 09

1. Now, I’ve got to give an INTERESTING old lady a manicure, but I’ll be back before you’re done.

   (la lala la lah)

   dynamite explodes

2. I’m inviting the industrial designer of my 90s era digital thermostat over for dinner. What kind of stew should I make of his/her children?

3. Coffee’s for closers.