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posts from 2009 / 12

  1. #code2009 perl, javascript, python, java, sh—who’m I kidding? English mostly, a buncha memes, some broken glass, and lotsa rattle-can black.

  2. My 500 Days of Summer alternate ending credit roll theme choice: Kid Koala — Moon River.

    http://j.mp/5uCNnC

    Great film, constant riffing.

  3. My 500 Days of Summer alternate ending credit roll theme choice: Kid Koala — Moon River. http://j.mp/5uCNnC Great film, constant riffing.

  4. happy birthday!

  5. Happy Birthday, Grant! Welcome to the really fun 30s decade, haha. Anyways, have a great birthday!

  6. Happy Birthday Grant! Hope you’re having an awesome day 😉

  7. Happy Birthday! It was great to see you on Christmas.

  8. Happy Birthday!! 😄 Have a great day!

  9. Happy Birthday!

  10. Happy birthday old man.

  11. Happy birthday cousin!

  12. Happy Birthday!!!

  13. Happy Birthday!!!

  14. Happy Birthday Mr. Stavely! Welcome to 30! Having just left that decade myself, I’m excited for all that it may hold for you. Have an awesome day!

  15. Happy Birthday Grant!

  16. @jeson @slp22 thanks!

  17. Happy early birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

  18. I’m really hoping I get a cordless razor and some perfume from one of you thoughtful people this season. Maybe tickets to a romantic comedy?

  19. calling you from Canada… 403-832-3792 so you might just answer:) pretty please

  20. Celebrate the end of the semester with a proper cocktail — follow @johnemcintyre’s instruction and enjoy a martini, up.

    http://j.mp/4xr402

  21. @ddeighton important selinux commands to remember: semange, sesetbool, chcon, restorecon, chmod 777, and bangheadondesk -Z

  22. Happy Solstice ☼.

    It’s getting brighter all the time (it can’t get no darker).

  23. My first of three grades for the semester just posted: an A.

    Now considering a January web-only macro economics—3 credits in 3 weeks. Eek.

  24. Please refrain from eating the menu.

  25. Let there be Light. Let ANSI Blue be 102,187,255, because 0,187,0 on a black background is insane. Let there be firmament in the midst…

  26. RT @CrucialCarl: Wife. Hospital. Pregnant. Labor. 6cm. Admitted. Fun. She said if we wrap this up before noon, @Charmsec is a possibility.

  27. @CrucialCarl congratulations!

  28. Let there be Light.

    Let ANSI Blue be 102,187,255, because 0,0,187 on a black background is insane.

    Let there be firmament in the midst…

  29. The 20th @CharmSec is tonight at @SlaintePub in Fells Point, at 7PM, sharp. Don’t trust the valet, he isn’t a valet. We waive all responsib-

  30. @jjthomas driving in excess of the posted speed limit within a radar-monitored temporary tax-collection zone.

  31. Nothing says “Hey, I’m middle class, can’t we just settle this with cash?” like a conservative suit and tie in traffic court.

  32. @GoldbergLawDC congratulations!

  33. @dionthegod congratulations!

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  36. Relaxing & having a home brew I made in 2007–-aging made it drinkable. No, I wouldn’t have cellared it if it wasn’t terrible at first.

  37. Wood stove, Philip Glass’s Heroes Symphony, Melville, Scotch, Santa-crawl tomorrow. This cliché kicks your cliché’s ass, bring on 30.

  38. Relaxing & having a home brew I made in 2007–-aging made it drinkable. No, I wouldn’t have cellared it if it wasn’t terrible at first.

  39. Many of my passwords have backspaces in them.

  40. @alexhutton well I guess I’m done then.

    rimshot

  41. @alexhutton d, e, o, and n? I’m in #sansids the next two days and don’t have time to go further than pdf → photoshop → OCR → ASCII.

    ☹

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  43. Dear Prudence, Steel and Glass, Dig a Pony, Scared, Working Class Hero, I Want You (She’s So Heavy), Instant Karma, Imagine, John Sinclair.

  44. Editing a group project for school, just found that one member’s last-minute contribution is entirely plagiarized from Wikipedia.

  45. Reading some godam Salinger I’ve been meaning to get to. Don’t get me started, Christ. I mean just /look/ at this.

  46. dnssnarf

    over 16 years ago

  47. Snow is pouring, the wood stove is whirring, The Boy is purring, & coffee’s pouring, as I gaze out this winter morn.

    Blasting Mogwai.

    ⁂

  48. Businessman’s Cant™ is similar to Legalese, but of course like all cants, BC speakers are trying to conceal meaning from outsiders.

  49. Of all the low-bandwidth induced patois, the pidgin of phone conferencese and Businessman’s Cant is the most infuriating to outsiders.

  50. Here’s to my sweet Satan: Just did about a mile of my solo walk home from Fells backwards. Great comments from bar patrons!

  51. Here’s to my sweet Satan: Just did about a mile of my solo walk home from Fells backwards. Great comments from bar patrons!

  52. To Dulles ✈ for an @ians_security roundtable. Going only for the scenic beltway → tollroad commute that I miss oh, so much.

  53. And on the third day, @philip_daigle said: “I want a tab labeled Remedial Options.”

  54. OH, two guys leaving the bar last night in expensive hip leather jackets, “It’s a little too professional in here.”

  55. Spot me in #4 RT @vurtyou: @baltimoreMD Pics from last night’s splendid HH @yellowdogtavern (Mayor Dixon visited too!) http://bit.ly/64c9Ni

  56. ★★★★★ DJ Z-Trip and DJ P – Uneasy Listening
    (http://j.mp/A1ZT) rock, cut, sample, & 90s hip-hop mix extraordinaire

    (tyvm @crucialcarl)

  57. I help run @charmsec for over a year, it rocks. @vurtyou tries one in our neighborhood and the Mayor of Bmore comes. I bought her a glass.

  58. University life-hack: The Snort-Sigs mailing list is a great resource for those pesky homework problems. Professors don’t know about it!