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posts from 2009 / 04

  1. http://is.gd/vf3f Kirk: ipod shuffle. Khan: kindle. Aaaaannnnnd… scene.

  2. 2009 Great American Beer Festival: 9/24-26, Denver, CO. I had a lot of fun last year who wants to go this year? http://is.gd/vJue

  3. @SemanticV: A new Stingray Explorer demo is online. Browse Enron’s email using concepts - http://semanticv.com/stingray/

  4. Simplepedia: fluid.app, ssl-aware, front page tweaks, and self-updating. ♥ing the ideas & support submitted by users. http://is.gd/jiaW

  5. Argus has a daemon flag and no netflow listener while ra has a netflow listener and no daemon flag because real sysops daemonize with &. 😦

  6. > @SemanticV: A new Stingray Explorer demo is online. Browse Enron’s email using concepts - http://semanticv.com/stingray/

  7. Phơ Hương Mới, noonish, http://is.gd/7xCG

  8. If I owe you a link re: and open discussion @charmsec, please remind me. http://is.gd/vAiq

  9. I tried to explain http://is.gd/vzP0 and http://is.gd/vzPp last night @charmsec re: future of mobile OS. Tough to distill.

  10. WikipediA on the front page is now WIKIPEDIA. Why? BookendS > SOLID imo.

  11. Rage, then The Running Man, and now The Stand? Someone has to stop Stephen King. (@nprnews’s WHO Phase 5 declaration is freaking me out)

  12. Rocking @will_torres’s face off with The Oxes in preparation for @charmsec to combat his new Lionell Ritchie “Hello” replacement ‘ygm’ sound

  13. Also: If you don’t hate e-mail like we do, sign up for the CharmSec list so’s we can sell your info for beer money: http://is.gd/vqG9

  14. @oneeyedcarmen yes sir! 7PM @ Slainte. I’ll go ahead and RT it from @charmsec

  15. WikipediA on the front page is now WIKIPEDIA. Why? BookendS > SOLID imo.

  16. The Google Defense http://is.gd/tVyD is silly. The law cares very much about intent, not so much for technicalities or analogies.

  17. @satie45 & @electricfork captured some pics of why your Baltimore commute sucked today: http://is.gd/v6Vg http://is.gd/v6WY

  18. @s_crawford, @chriseng, @dionthegod, @IBMFedCyber, @Fred0828, @ryanaraine, & @geekgrrl thanks for the ★! Aw, shucks, etc. =)

  19. How I Decoded the Verizon 2009 DBIR Cover

  20. Why does my macbook pro feel like a candidate for an anarchist’s cookbook recipe? Oh, just some crashed shells. http://is.gd/uX6X

  21. @alexhutton awesome, @charmsec is a fun group of talent with an infosec problem.

  22. How I decoded the 2009 Verizon DBIR cover and won the challenge: http://is.gd/uWLU #vzdbir #databreach #security #crypto #infosec

  23. @electricfork could be. I think @McNasty99’s 90’s cover band White Ford Bronco has the power to actually warp time. But only to the 90s.

  24. With my new cornelius keg homebrew rig, I have the power to force-carbonate five gallons of any liquid. World: you are on notice.

  25. http://twitpic.com/4222i - Hop schedule: 60 min. magnum, 30 min. perle, 10 min. cascades & moss, cascades at flame-out. Mmmmhm.

  26. Bottling or kegging my Batch! Pale today, then brewing another pale ale and a dunkleweizen with @electricfork

  27. Spring: GFY, bring summer. Instead: I got a http://is.gd/evf6 recursive time travel movie so I could travel in time while I travel in time.

  28. Spring: GFY, bring summer. Instead: I got a http://is.gd/evf6 recursive time travel movie so I could travel in time while I travel in time.

  29. Hopefully grilling and relaxing w/ @vurtyou on our roof deck this evening w/ torches + tunes, practicing for tomorrow’s beer festival

  30. Watching @philip_daigle try to ctrl-c to the end of an infinite bash for loop I wrote for him is making Friday afternoon sail.

  31. Yes, we are only wearing sun glasses inside, http://is.gd/ujfF, because The Who’s Won’t Get Fooled Again came up on my ipod http://is.gd/lsc

  32. @satie45 Make him say “Hello,” on mouse over. shiver “is it me you’re looking for?” http://is.gd/uiVR double-shiver

  33. Anyone have contacts at Yahoo to restore sites from say, 1996? http://is.gd/uhNg (I’m normally very good about archiving http://is.gd/uhOg)

  34. @censey that’s sad. My first website was in a GeoCities neighborhood.

  35. @will_torres buy Clip On Dred Locks and put them on your dog! http://is.gd/uhHB

  36. Bounced between dd and xxd, identified the HFS volume I’m trying to recover, kicked off full dd, realized the drive is click o’deathed. Ugh.

  37. Celebrating a night of no insanity with dinner at Peter’s Inn w/ @vurtyou

  38. Celebrating a night of no insanity with dinner at Peter’s Inn w/ @vurtyou

  39. @oneeyedcarmen I’ll be at @city_paper’s Brew Fest with @vurtyou and a few others. Hey @satie45 - get tickets!

  40. Really Twanalyst? Coherent? More dentist’s agree: I am not coherent. Mphmmmgaaaa Nnnmmhhhhh phrkghx!

  41. My Twitter personality: likeable inquisitive cautious My style: chatty coherent WRITER http://twanalyst.com/grantstavely

  42. @bkdelong nice, I really dig the badware project and nomenclature and I didn’t even know I was benefiting from it!

  43. To save you all the trouble, I put in a ticket to get Yahoo.com reimaged. You’re welcome.

  44. Does the amount of malware people find through Yahoo search say something about Yahoo or about people that use Yahoo search? I say former.

  45. Outlook Zen Behavior: The message notification growl alters any multi-selection group in the message list to the most recent one only.

  46. I’m sorry you’ll need to resubmit all of these GMT, AD time values to UTC, CE values. Sobchak, Preferred nomenclature, etc.

  47. Dear three color, 9 bullet point, executive e-mail signature: You are the lambo-doored, buick-ported 1994 Type-R Celica of e-mail.

  48. The existence of yellow whiteboard markers are proof that there is no God and that reality is a strange, strange place to be.

  49. 14 hours, 4 ZUPDOG, 12 hours, 6 ZUPDOG, staring over now. Even I’m not sure what that means but four people will probably chuckle.

  50. Tired infosec engineers WILL disco dance if the music is loud enough. Anyone else consider soundboards invaluable for SIRT sanity?

  51. Learned from following @BaltimorePolice: Baltimore: The city that walks into area hospitals with gunshot wounds.

  52. Tired infosec engineers WILL disco dance if the music is loud enough. Anyone else consider soundboards invaluable for SIRT sanity?

  53. Learned from following @BaltimorePolice: Baltimore: The city that walks into area hospitals with gunshot wounds.

  54. @SteveS86 fucntion? At hour 26 I grabbed a 4 hour nap, I feel like a million bucks! Where am I? What’s going on?

  55. I’d forgotten all about that fourth wind that comes with 24 hours personal uptime. Suddenly I’m awake again.

  56. Cell phone radio chatter on conference calls is-OMG SPEAKERPHONE FEEDBACKZKWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  57. @will_torres yeah, but they left already. About to get out of PA myself and head back to Baltimore.

  58. Having great vocabulary didn’t save the THESAURUS from extinction / eradication / extirpation http://is.gd/tinC

  59. @wadebaker I skated a park for the first time last night and didn’t break anything. You’ll live!

  60. @ddeighton I prefer denyhosts for simple ssh Rumpelstiltskin defense http://is.gd/3Ijv, as it’s KISS enough for me.

  61. @marcusjcarey No match for “EVERYTHINGELSEIDO.COM”.>>> Last update of whois database: Sat, 18 Apr 2009 09:48:45 EDT <<< Do it!

  62. Only annoyance of migration to the new MacBook Pro - my keychain, which I’ve moved from mac to mac for six years, seems to be busted?

  63. @jennrenwick nice to see you tweeting more - gotta do something about that default o_O picture next!

  64. @censey saving that story for the next @charmsec at the request of the Verizon folks. Short version: perl and google: took 30 minutes

  65. @Fred0828 Nice! We should hit a park old-school: you on a plastic Hobie and me on a Chris Miller mini.

  66. http://twitpic.com/3hult - @electricfork & Max: so, the sofa is just in the background on this one, but it still counts!

  67. Kicking unattended 13 year olds out of a skate park looks like a thankless job!

  68. Wikipedia

  69. http://twitpic.com/3hult - @electricfork & Max: so, the sofa is just in the background on this one, but it still counts!

  70. Kicking unattended 13 year olds out of a skate park looks like a thankless job!

  71. Holy crap, Alvin and the Chipmunks have parts in Michael Jackson’s P.Y.T - jump to the 3:30 mark.

  72. Blasting Michael Jackson’s PYT hoping to drive two geeks jabbering about hardware away. I hate hardware. They hate PYT: took 25 seconds.

  73. Amazing lo-fi sci-fi book covers. Is my Ringworld memory fuzzy? I would have gone a much more literal direction with it http://is.gd/sYi0

  74. Hitting CharmCitySkatePark tonight to see @LazerFlip and @aaronbarnett out-skate me. Never skated a park, injury likely. http://is.gd/sYM1

  75. Was about to whine that it’s so cute when domains don’t point their A record at their www but check out spamhaus’s SOA: need.to.know.only.

  76. @oneeyedcarmen I already got a warning ticket for speeding in the new Ft. McHenry Tunnel lane - too spoiled by the Dulles Toll Road.

  77. Looking for a urlsnarf style dnssnarf I can daemonize. Should I give up and throw pcaps at tshark? I want to keep months of data for NSM.

  78. @sdwilkerson a http://is.gd/sR43 - thanks for the @charmsec support, I’m looking forward to it too

  79. jib, cut, like > @mubix: Penetration Testing isn’t dead, it’s the 2009 version of the CISSP.

  80. @sdwilkerson \m/.

  81. jib, cut, like > @mubix: Penetration Testing isn’t dead, it’s the 2009 version of the CISSP.

  82. Slainte wins for the next @charmsec, will update the site soon

  83. Slainte wins for the next @charmsec, will update the site soon

  84. The Mad Tea Party

  85. Heading to meet @highburygoon at Slainte, then maybe Max’s, then somewhere in Fells for cheap good eats w/ @vurtyou & @satie45

  86. @macsec indeed! #security #vzdbir #databreach

  87. @alexhutton I just submitted my cipher text solution. Never done any code breaking before, was a lot of fun! #vzdbir (now back to work!)

  88. Only the first 100 lines matter. Off to blue team, will have to resume after lunch. Argh, obviously a Vigenère. http://is.gd/sz5k #vzbdir

  89. A pattern emerges… http://is.gd/sz5k #vzbdir

  90. ∴ Θ - τ + δ = something that makes sense.

  91. Given A tweet, Θ, at least one out of place word from a previous revision τ will be present, and/or a word that should be there, δ, won’t be

  92. @electricfork (← thar be spoilers) I know, I googled it, I trying to not give it away though.

  93. What is The Verizon Breach Report cover binary text? http://is.gd/hafb please be Clutch lyrics, please be Clutch lyrics, please be Clutch l-

  94. Verizon Breach Report, page 48: Notice it? It’s 2 searches away from WikipediA. Common cipher lore? Neat regardless! http://is.gd/sxkL

  95. @sans_isc 1500+ g-reader full-text subscribers, and you $html =~ s/<.+>/<br>/i;? Why? http://is.gd/stWw I want to help! Experience matters!

  96. @mubix @Jeffers0n classic consulting ship of theseus: Great last year becomes “their new guys” next year. Process > Talent

  97. I like beer. I like bacon. I can walk to @bad_decisions. I have an exam tonight. One of these things sucks.

  98. Banning hugely popular websites because ‘they might be attack vectors!’ fear creates a black market. See: drug war

  99. Noticed an uptick in yahoo.com GET malware vectors? Were one of their advertisers compromised? Vetting prob? goforuniq.evil + adtrgt.evil

  100. @sansforensics RegRipper rocks! Registry analysis tools are critical for incident responders and forensics analysts. http://is.gd/shqp

  101. Simplepedia “Jackass Flats” v.8.1.51: first version to support www.intelink.gov/wiki/, http://is.gd/jiaW, in honor of http://is.gd/rpRy

  102. @grecs plug for NSM practitioners using ringbuffer captures that are dealing with data overload: http://is.gd/sh67 (comments appreciated)

  103. Simplepedia “Jackass Flats” v.8.1.51: first version to support www.intelink.gov/wiki/, http://is.gd/jiaW, in honor of http://is.gd/rpRy

  104. Innaction in the face of expected interruption because of a fear of task-switching is a terrible design pattern. Stop procrastinating.

  105. Pirate walks into a bar, bartender notices he has a ship’s wheel attached to his belt buckle.

    Bartender says “What’s that for?”

    “Vundo!”

  106. Batch! Pale Ale FG: a cloudy 1.010, OG was 1.078 pre-pitch. That’s a 9% ABV! I question my OG reading – tastes great, but tastes 5%ish

  107. Pharoah’s charrioteers are to Moses as contractors on the Death Star are to Lando.

  108. Pharoah’s charrioteers are to Moses as contractors on the Death Star are to Lando.

  109. At a baptism tonight, didn’t realize it’s done at a full Easter vigil mass. Will be in the front row atheisting, whatever that is, for 2.5h

  110. @oneeyedcarmen good eye, you probably know all the local coolers. I haven’t found anywhere besides Racers that is closer to home.

  111. http://twitpic.com/35rx8 - I found all the best easter eggs, now to decide if I want a green one or a purple one.

  112. Simplepedia updates: a bunch of other wikis supported, user/editor toggle, Helvetica/Serif toggle, and a graphic http://is.gd/jiaW

  113. OSX needs /dev/loop virtual block devices, wouldn’t have needed the VMware Fusion install that just crashed all over my system. Carving dd.

  114. OSX needs /dev/loop virtual block devices, wouldn’t have needed the VMware Fusion install that just crashed all over my system. Carving dd.

  115. City Paper Brew Fest: http://is.gd/rPtG

    Loved it last year, just got tickets for this year. $30.

  116. @electricfork anything we can do to help?

  117. via @srfstn – Peter Funch shot the same location, then reassembled collections of people in a variety of themes http://is.gd/kmH0

  118. Would give my right arm if I knew I had a chance of eliminating that blue gradient, four type faces, & dozens of colors. PS get Nessus 4.

  119. I’m not one to rage on post-it passwords but @philip_daigle just picked one off a public area table with IP, username, and password.

  120. http://twitpic.com/32df0 - How to tell if I was on conference calls today: books now color-sorted!

  121. Understanding through metaphors inevitably leads to misunderstanding through the inappropriate extension of said metaphors.

  122. Dear new hire that drinks even more coffee than I do and always has a fresh pot made: You complete me. I wish I knew how to quit you, etc.

  123. Interesting things only happen when @electricfork is on vacation. @electricfork must project an attacker distortion perimeter field.

  124. @LazerFlip \m/.

  125. Making javascript gibberish to de-obsfucate itself. No skills required: http://is.gd/rqW3

    Found spreading pdf exploits.

  126. @will_torres is submitting some ugly we found to ISC. I’m not versed in de-obfuscating javascript: http://is.gd/rqhe #pdf #swf #iframe #cn

  127. @shmausen Yup. Wouldn’t SEOUL PLAZA be the perfect set for a Scooby Doo episode?

  128. I’m in the mood for Phơ Hương Mới for lunch http://is.gd/rpyo, say noonish.

  129. Plane text pdf/swf iframes are elite on some planet, but the weak link is: this is Earth Wimp Lo: Oh yeah? Try my nuts to your fist style!

  130. Plain text pdf/swf iframes are elite on some planet, but the weak link is: this is Earth
    Wimp Lo: Oh yeah? Try my nuts to your fist style!

  131. Courses this summer and fall: tech writing, finite math, hardware/software concepts, accounting. Can I handle a 9 credit-hour load + work?

  132. @aaronbarnett (re: http://bit.ly/pv9jH) they are all so stern. Came for the the NIN – the future as predicted by Vinge – stayed for Devo.

  133. @dionthegod details unless it’s mine. Wait I just script, can’t be mine. Details!

  134. @ssoper - reminds me of http://is.gd/r4pf Ratio of U.S. jet fighter programs to number of enemies with modern air forces? http://is.gd/r4s0

  135. @sckain hashtag collision w/ http://is.gd/46xH #empathy

  136. @sckain that bounced off my team one person at a time and we are still giving patient-zero crap for it. My sore throat lasted 2 days. gl.

  137. How do I submit this to virustotal? “Client states the his computer mouse is infected. When he touches the mouse, ants come crawling out!”

  138. @cyberhiker tyvm - I couldn’t agree w/ @robcorddry more re: ‘after the jump’ and unnecessary UX difficulty of basic tasks

  139. @dionthegod just an SNPA clone. Wort is chilled, will pitch after I clean my brew pot. First time using this thing: http://is.gd/qU0U

  140. .5oz Magnum into the boil, timer set for 60 minutes and hoping the gravity goes up a smidge. Started at 1.048 after steeping 1lb Crystal 60

  141. @sdwilkerson your advice at @charmsec to daemonize dsniff and urlsnarf has payed off already in reducing time to find root cause, tyvm!

  142. Simplepedia updates: user/editor toggle, many more mediawikis, refactored css, dom walking, error checking, still a hack, http://is.gd/jiaW

  143. @dionthegod Pizza Port rules, only been there once & sampled what they had at the '08 GABF. Ayers Maharaja, and Erie Railbender Ale now mmmm

  144. @marcusjcarey vim rules. Have you built up a dotfile you like? I’ve been abusing q and :! lately (and own writequit.com)

  145. Enjoying a cask White Marsh Octopus Pajamas at Mahaffey’s with @vurtyou

  146. @slp22 & @jeson, we would love Paradiso but the 45 mile walk is a bit much tonight.

  147. Walking to get @vurtyou Italian Ice in Fells, then open schedule for the evening & no idea what to do.

  148. @bsdunlap extract or grain? I just picked up extract ingredients for an SNPA clone I’m brewing tomorrow. Boring, but easy.

  149. Enjoying a cask White Marsh Octopus Pajamas at Mahaffey’s with @vurtyou

  150. Walking to get @vurtyou Italian Ice in Fells, then open schedule for the evening & no idea what to do.

  151. San Francisco vacation photos: http://is.gd/qJil At the rate I silly flower photos I should break down and get a macro lens.

  152. MBP out of the box color temp seems a bit hot. Am I crazy?

  153. San Francisco vacation photos:
    http://is.gd/qJil

    At the rate I take silly flower photos I should break down and get a macro lens.

  154. The Migration Assistant transfer to the new mbp took 9 hours over gigabit. Now onto darwinports and app licensing cleanup.

  155. Amanda’s cat felt it crucial to let everyone know that it is raining outside and

  156. > @wrayjustin Great time @DojoSec. Thanks @marcusjcarey for a great lineup. #dojosec

  157. Joseph McCray is cracking me up re: pen testing, if you aren’t watching the stream, make time to watch later! #dojosec

  158. @wrayjustin Great time @DojoSec. Thanks @marcusjcarey for a great lineup. #dojosec

  159. Joseph McCray is cracking me up re: pen testing, if you aren’t watching the stream, make time to watch later! #dojosec

  160. Watching Tech Tips with Matt Rothman http://is.gd/qmIG

  161. @dionthegod seems like @dojosec will fill the auditorium, @philip_daigle and I will be there

  162. I would buy a loaf of all heels.

  163. You know the story… Same old, same old, it is what it is…

  164. TRULY GROUNDBREAKING
    MARKETING RESEARCH:
    UNDERSTANDING
    TWITTER

    http://is.gd/pV0n

  165. Jeeze, here it is, #conficker already and I’m still writing RBN on all my checks!

  166. My attention span is only up for some z-trip & Chiba Solid Steel #82 today http://is.gd/q6mL HELLO! Hello? (hello) HELL-O h-e-l-o etc.

  167. Hype like conficker is why I have this old d i g i t a l poster for y2k pro-services poster up in my cube. http://is.gd/q64H

  168. Anyone up for tossing me a Tcl primer? It’s for a friend.

  169. Outlook populates the “You replied on…” status line of a message before you send the reply.

  170. The names conficker and downadup both scream telephone game.

  171. Miller Lite adds hops three times during the brew process! Just like every other beer you’ve ever bought! Ever! All of them!

  172. @marcusjcarey I tried Toastmasters and didn’t care for the ritual stuff, + I’m hopelessly shy. Hope you like it!