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posts from 2009 / 06

  1. My slightly tweaked version of dnssnarf, by @linuxgeek247 : http://is.gd/1jsEC Timestamps, more record data, and both queries and responses

  2. Ratio of budget and FTE’s dedicated to availability monitoring NOC, physical security monitoring SOC, and NSMing CSIRT? Ideal? Actual?

  3. .@danphilpott but don’t you want solutions, that fit your needs? Look how happy these stock-photo-business-people are with them! Contact us!

  4. .@danphilpott but don’t you want solutions, that fit your needs? Look how happy these stock-photo-business-people are with them! Contact us!

  5. Our DUKW tour of Baltimore yesterday was captained by Captain Crunch. http://is.gd/1i3SI

  6. @MissMktr @AmyWoo Thanks for hosting the #ducks tour, @vurtyou and I had a blast!

  7. Ditto, w/ @vurtyou, cabbing cause we’re lazy > @censey: Otw to woody’s #duckboat09 w/ @saraensey.

  8. Ditto, w/ @vurtyou, cabbing cause we’re lazy > @censey: Otw to woody’s #duckboat09 w/ @saraensey.

  9. At the Baltimore Women’s Classic 5K to support @vurtyou from Little Havanah. She runs faster, longer when I’m drinking Mohitos.

  10. CONTAINS QUININE.

  11. CONTAINS QUININE.

  12. Reminds me of http://is.gd/1euJ2 >@danphilpott Domain name made from WIN! from @steponequit: http://raptor-jes.us

  13. @aplura 10-wk FOSS proj in Balt. 3-5yrs exp. Research wiki/calendar/collab software and provide results/guidance to client. DM @aplura

  14. What people seem to think, in this economy, when security shows up in suits to take systems for IR: http://is.gd/1eK0x Mind your messaging!

  15. Reminds me of http://is.gd/1euJ2 >@danphilpott Domain name made from WIN! from @steponequit: http://raptor-jes.us

  16. >@aplura 10-wk FOSS proj in Balt. 3-5yrs exp. Research wiki/calendar/collab software and provide results/guidance to client. DM @aplura

  17. @censey any time that happens, rent a car, boom!, I mean, a 7 or 8 hour drive, you’re a mile high! It’s one of those things, you know?

  18. Max’s has 9 Hitachino beers on tap for pint night, all 7.0% or higher abv, nice take-home half-pint glassware

  19. @shmausen @commonwombat So @vurtyou just talked to BGE: The estimated time to restore of services is ‘by 10PM’.

  20. Heading home for a pint of home brew with @philip_daigle before CharmSec, then Max’s for a pint night glass ~6:30, then CharmSec at Slainte

  21. Excellent semiotic homophone: http://is.gd/1cadJ

    Unrelated: I’m looking for a trap set to goof with.

  22. .@vurtyou I promise not to blast you into space…until such time as I deem it necessary.

  23. Isn’t it a daisy? >@bjg i’m reading this piece of pure art: http://is.gd/1b0nC a flame avant la lettre, but beautiful

  24. I am Zeldar. I’m from planet Beldar. My leader is Zeldar. And we shop at Wal-mart. http://is.gd/1b8tf

  25. Isn’t it a daisy? >@bjg i’m reading this piece of pure art: http://is.gd/1b0nC a flame avant la lettre, but beautiful

  26. Spirit’s “Fresh Garbage” (1968) is a cover of Tay Zonday’s “Chocolate Rain” (2007). It’s a fact.

  27. I have seen the fnords in this configuration file.

  28. ♫ One of these fines is not like the others http://is.gd/1anKH vs. http://is.gd/1anPw Can you tell which…By the time I finish this song? ♫

  29. Look, a Unix system monitoring tool! Will the configuration file use mindfuck, lolcode, perl, or a delimited and whitespace-sensitive 4GL?

  30. @bjg there is great money in it, many of those tools are OTS and all C&C is over egress-ACL-likely ports. #thistweetneedsmoreacronyms

  31. .@linuxgeek247 happy to have ya. @philip_daigle promises to have the new blinkenlights sign too.

  32. \m/. > @VRT_Sourcefire #vrtrecommended http://c8y0r.tk

  33. Evil Foundry Ligatures™: rn -> m, cl-> d, vv -> w, ww -> a clarinet, oo -> orthodontic band, tr -> a tied-off bloody stump

  34. Holy crap, very sad. > @cnnbrk: Metro spokeswoman confirms at least two fatalities in DC Metro train collision http://bit.ly/dctrain

  35. \m/. > @VRT_Sourcefire #vrtrecommended http://c8y0r.tk

  36. Evil Foundry Ligatures™: rn -> m, cl-> d, vv -> w, ww -> a clarinet, oo -> orthodontic band, tr -> a tied-off bloody stump

  37. Gnostic quizes, ineffective cause support, fans of stuff, flash memes: It was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton.

  38. What he said, only with proper caps and no french spacing >@electricfork Sushi in Owings Mills with @grantstavely. Anyone else nearby?

  39. Francis, G: “I’ve got some zero days in the table-top exercise I’m working up for you guys, and some tomorrows too, man.” Yikes! Mommy!

  40. Hey, I found out why there’s a Local Settings directory in Application Data, and an Application Data directory in Local Settings. It’s becau

  41. Cheeva Investigates… The Case of The Missing Records. Solid Steel. 90s-heavy, excellent Friday music. http://is.gd/16sha (mp3 top right)

  42. What he said, only with proper caps and no french spacing >@electricfork Sushi in Owings Mills with @grantstavely. Anyone else nearby?

  43. I wish we hadn’t blasted all the telephone sanitizers off world on B-Ark, my keyboard and mouse are filthy.

  44. Strange that until now I’ve never handled and incident on a machine logging DD/MM/YYYY. Newb.

  45. @censey a bunch of us are heading to Luna Del Sea for drinks, how is parking over by metro?

  46. Heading back to the city and in the mood for a beer. Any takers?

  47. @linuxgeek247 I get back to the city around 8:30, probably too late?

  48. Wow, I feel like an eight year old. I HATE MATH WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! tempter-tantrum

  49. @ssoper tried that, it doesn’t work. I am pleased to note that nothing I’ve written since then contained the word. http://is.gd/15nC6

  50. @attritionorg any kids could have done that, if you are going to knock the BSA, try the theism, homophobia, or sculpture http://is.gd/14GDF

  51. @censey @oneeyedcarmen @linuxgeek247 Changed plans: I’m going to defcon, making travel arrangements now. Hotel preference? Never been to LV.

  52. I’ll be in class. >@marcusjcarey I’m scheduled to do a talk at SANSFire Thurs 6:00PM - How to Build a Hyper-Local Security Community

  53. @vurtyou really? organic hangover patches? I have a shark repellant to sell you. Buy now and get these magnetic anti-elephant bracelets!

  54. I’ll be in class. >@marcusjcarey I’m scheduled to do a talk at SANSFire Thurs 6:00PM - How to Build a Hyper-Local Security Community

  55. .@linuxgeek247 whoa! I’ll test this AM. I have some ideas for what to keep of the response using a DOM parser - regex may be too trusting?

  56. Unfortunate url shortener breach @cligs. http://bit.ly/AS6Yp Why disclose the source IP? Also, ironic: http://is.gd/13obQ

  57. The Dukes of Stratosphear were better at Syd Barrett than both Syd Barret and Roger Waters combined.

  58. .@mubix I use a Mac mini + Plex + Plex’s Hulu app over VGA to a 42" plasma, love it. (holy crap)

  59. The Dukes of Stratosphear were better at Syd Barrett than both Syd Barret and Roger Waters combined.

  60. .@mubix I use a Mac mini + Plex + Plex’s Hulu app over VGA to a 42" plasma, love it. (holy crap)

  61. .@mubix I use a Mac mini + Plex + plex’s Hulu app over VGA to a 24" plasma, love it.

  62. .@mubix I’m use a Mac mini + Plex + plex’s Hulu app over VGA to a 24" plasma, love it.

  63. .@electricfork & @will_torres are drafting procedures around Scytale and toilet paper for out-of-band IR messaging. http://is.gd/12FQh Help.

  64. Didn’t make it the Hilton to put up fliers at SANSFire, relying on twitter and word-of-mouth already seems sufficient for @CharmSec

  65. Expecting a lot of 8:15ish SANSFire folks at @CharmSec after the evening talk. The rest of us will be at Pickles around 7PM tonight.

  66. Two-❤️’d Batch! Pale OG: > 1.12! 7lbs of DME in a 5 gallon batch. This is going to be a big beer if it survives. Very foamy w/ all the sugar

  67. Two-<3’d Batch! Pale OG: > 1.12! 7lbs of DME in a 5 gallon batch. This is going to be a big beer if it survives. Very foamy w/ all the sugar

  68. Brewing a Bell’s Two-hearted clone this afternoon: http://is.gd/10OEM It’s Centennial hops all the way down! http://is.gd/10OCx

  69. |
    Ceci n’est pas une pipe

  70. Silly Putty sticks to Silly Putty really well. Better even than it sticks to the rings of a slinky. #insightfriday

  71. $VENDOR on antivirus exclusion: …failing to do so will result in very poor performance ultimately leading to your disgust for the product.

  72. So @philip_daigle returns to cube land and says, “Wow, I just tried to use my badge against the light switch to exit the bathroom”. Dude.

  73. Mission after pho lunch: Create a scapy daemon (or at least script) to log all iframes from a stream.

  74. @MissMktr: Good morning Twitter! Nice evening with @AmyWoo, @SpaceManAndy, @jjthomas, @grantstavely and @vurtyou at @bad_decisions

  75. Man, the parking lot at work always smells like burned rubber and clutch when I get to work in the morning. What’s that all about?

  76. > @MissMktr: Good morning Twitter! Nice evening with @AmyWoo, @SpaceManAndy, @jjthomas, @grantstavely and @vurtyou at @bad_decisions

  77. Search ‘is.gd’, 1st hit: marketing, 2nd: marketing, 3rd:, opportunistic ‘hey is.gd is down, check out our marketing’. http://tr.im/o0L2

  78. is.gd’s server seems to be gone gone. Anyone else have a route past 81.29.89.108 or know of other affected sites?

  79. ♫ It’s getting better all the time / (It can’t get no worse) ♫

  80. ♫ It’s getting better all the time / (It can’t get no worse) ♫

  81. @ak1010: RT @johullrich: are you sick of shortened URLs? I wrote a URL lengthening service to easily craft 140 char URLs http://tr.im/nR5Q

  82. If unsubscribe links were 72pt, bold, and at the top of marketing e-mail, it would probably slow me down by at least a half second.

  83. > @ak1010: RT @johullrich: are you sick of shortened URLs? I wrote a URL lengthening service to easily craft 140 char URLs http://tr.im/nR5Q

  84. The Beatles Rock Band cinematic intro is excellent http://is.gd/TUOM (@electricfork: note inclusion of Day Tripper http://is.gd/TUUC)

  85. @censey holy crap that pizza looks amazing, where are you? (as I heat up a Tony’s for a school-night late meal)

  86. The Beatles Rock Band cinematic intro is excellent http://is.gd/TUOM (@electricfork: note inclusion of Day Tripper http://is.gd/TUUC)

  87. @shmausen @commonwombat – 1-800-567-6789 Verizon residential high speed internet support.

  88. Begged question answer: I just got lawn seats to see Stone Temple Pilots at Merriweather, 7/19. http://is.gd/S7IN

  89. Surely there are music business excusses for the failure that is Ticketmaster arbitrary fee transparency? Lie to me better you bastards!

  90. XL newish craigslist clothes dryer installed, old shrieking box of fire-breathing doom in the alley for pickup. SCREEE! EEEIK! RYIEECK! #%@!

  91. Yes http://twtvite.com/o8rk9m #twtvite #ducks

  92. I’m game. > @electricfork: Back in ballmoar. sushi lunch today at Edo Mae in Owings Mills, spread the word.

  93. Neat presentation from @chriseng > @ak1010: Crypto for Pen testers a MUST watch -http://bit.ly/ream9

  94. Dear application team: Plz leave honeypot work to me, & pretend /your/ stuff is in production and shouldn’t have Everyone granted All perms.

  95. Yes http://twtvite.com/o8rk9m #twtvite #ducks

  96. Argh, $52 parking ticket for being too close (questionably) to a fire hydrant.

  97. I’m game. > @electricfork: Back in ballmoar. sushi lunch today at Edo Mae in Owings Mills, spread the word.

  98. Neat presentation from @chriseng > @ak1010: Crypto for Pen testers a MUST watch -http://bit.ly/ream9

  99. Driving home from #dojosec on 4 ounces of Big Red… This is bat country!

  100. Driving home from #dojosec on 4 ounces of Big Red… This is bat country!

  101. The shortened url straw men of doom

    over 17 years ago

  102. Class got out early! Off to #dojosec after all.

  103. @oneeyedcarmen f5 f5 f5 f5

  104. @alexhutton thanks!

  105. .@dionthegod @quine assuming you aren’t talking about returning door-to-door Jehovah’s Witnesses, Good luck on that ‘good news’ thing.

  106. @alexhutton switching costs masked as failed opportunities - http://is.gd/O5T6 - love that the unsubscribe link still works.

  107. DestroyTwitter on a mac w/ a synergy provided white mac keyboard hosted on a windows PC == confusion whether ‘command’ is actually esc. ugh

  108. Should I go to the Gartner Information Security Summit in DC this summer on the ‘sponsor ticket’ (keynote and sponsor floor only)? IANACSO

  109. Had to see how I stacked up to Ryan.

  110. Should I go to the Gartner Information Security Summit in DC this summer on the ‘sponsor ticket’ (keynote and sponsor floor only)? IANACSO

  111. @CharliePapazian: http://tr.im/njsB GreatAmBeerFest Ticket update: Thursday18% sold;Friday:20% sold;Sat.Afternoon:42% sold;Sat.Night:14%

  112. @ssoper: This AP writer sneaked in a great ‘Big Lebowski’ quote in this otherwise boring article http://is.gd/N8Pn

  113. Starting with Kid A onward, Radiohead has just been a Battletoads soundtrack cover band, Thom sings the vocals the NES coulnd’t reproduce.

  114. > @CharliePapazian: http://tr.im/njsB GreatAmBeerFest Ticket update: Thursday18% sold;Friday:20% sold;Sat.Afternoon:42% sold;Sat.Night:14%

  115. > @ssoper: This AP writer sneaked in a great ‘Big Lebowski’ quote in this otherwise boring article http://is.gd/N8Pn

  116. Finally started McCarthy’s Blood Meridian (http://is.gd/MKtK). I want to write an incident post mortem in this style.

  117. Finally started McCarthy’s Blood Meridian (http://is.gd/MKtK). I want to write an incident post mortem in this style.

  118. Missing tonights Bacon & Beer Happy Hour at @bad_decisions, and Thursday’s @dojosec because of my damned night class. $#!^&#!!

  119. Does anyone know the brain.conf option to turn off sloppy focus? This thing seems to just do whatever the heck it wants.

  120. @marcusjcarey any introduction that begins with an honorific that doesn’t concern life, death, rank, or responsibility is silly.

  121. @marcusjcarey any introduction that begins with an honorific or that doesn’t have power over life, death, rank, or responsibility is silly.

  122. Outlook Zen behavior: 1. Select multiple messages to act upon 2. Receive a new message in the same folder. 3: Outlook undoes the selection.