posts from 2012 / 03

1. When you say “this tech will only enable creepy stalkers”, I hear “THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALL–

2. Hey man, not sure if you get into GirlTalk or not, but it’s the kinda thing that will make you shake your butt. I like a lot of the music he mixes… He even used an Aphex Twin tune on one of his tracks… Who’s Aphex Twin you ask?

3. Hello,

   I manage the Security Incident Response team at @Zynga in San Francisco.

   I’m hiring: http://t.co/AgWrHfrM

   Dictated but not read.

4. Also: racking with anything other than a lung-started stainless racking cane and cap is shameful. Best cheap equipment purchase ever.

5. About to rack a dunkel to secondary. Taste test results: pretty mild wheat finish, great nose, no banana, minimal clove if any. Great success. http://instagr.am/p/I2w54mRzQ2/

6. Googling for the most interesting seven-word phrase in a deliverable is the 2012 equivalent of spell check.

   “Is this someone else’s work?”

7. http://t.co/AgWrHfrM

8. About to rack a dunkel to secondary. Taste test results: pretty mild wheat finish, great nose, no banana, minimal clove if any. Great success.

   over 14 years ago Permalink#

9. RT @ryanaraine: BBSIRT (blackberry security incident response) is hiring. https://t.co/bmBbN10Z

10. @rands when I asked if my calling the current insanity “dot-coms” was dated, I was told “No, it’s just ‘tech’, and not that big of a deal.”

11. 

    Taken with instagram

    March 28th, 2012 10:57am

12. over 14 years ago Permalink#

13. http://www.theconservativeteen.com/magazine LOL

14. LMBO (ᔥ, ↬, and some-other-dumb-symbol-that-that-is-everything-wrong-with-the-internet-in-one-glyph Michael Graham)

15. lmbo^∞ RT @teamcymru The Jester Dynamic: A Lesson in Asymmetric Unmanaged Cyber Warfare (PDF) http://t.co/zqWtmkzd

16. Happy Maryland Day!

17. 

18. 

    2009 Samichlaus: 14%, better than the best tawny port. Wow. (Taken with instagram)

    March 25th, 2012 1:51am

19. 2009 Samichlaus: 14%, better than the best tawny port. Wow. http://instagr.am/p/IltsczxzSf/

20. 2009 Samichlaus: 14%, better than the best tawny port. Wow.

    over 14 years ago Permalink#

21. http://t.co/8c0JyRJk is so devops it hurts.

22. testing markdown support

    devops:

    !m a *bold* thing
    Some lists:
    # something
    # something else
    # nested something

    Bulleted Lists:
    * bullet
    * bullet 2

    italics: _italicized_

    Somethign /else/

    omg.

    March 24th, 2012 10:13am

23. http://t.co/TZ3NrqHe, http://t.co/PnChYUfp, http://t.co/mCqllRQk, http://t.co/kh07RQ5D.

    Heck, twitter is going to ruin this gag isn’t it.

24. Microwave “beep” tones are actually curses that standards and practices have censored.

    CF: re: a Beaker-talking-joke http://t.co/WjwdfTrZ.

25. Heh.

    Well.

    I skimmed it and blogged about it.

    You should read my blog.

26. DJ Jazzy Jeff!

27. RT @wadebaker: We’re happy to announce that the 2012 #DBIR is out. Hope you enjoy it and find it useful. http://t.co/SkLa0fpo

28. SFGMC with Stephen Schwartz

29. If you were in Menlo Park, where would you go for dinner? Lean towards sushi if you can’t decide on your favorite place. I have to drive so breweries are right out.

30. @will_torres something something ]

31. Obligatory pics so that I don’t have to gtfo.

    

    

32. Cheese.

33. RFC 5309

    Contemporary technical communities MUST support a LOLCAT (Long-running Ontological LOLCAT Certification / Accreditation Thread).

34. RT @grahamvsworld: @grantstavely Stop reading Twitter. Dictated but not read.

35. Yes. (Part 1+2 of this mix is also great.)

36. Welp, I’ll be doing a lot of these because this app is rad. Bummer the facebook isn’t a little tighter, bringing the animation to wall posts.

37. Free product idea: Tactical Vibram FiveFingers®, with little velcro-flap pockets on each toe, stitched on at jaunty tactical pocket angles.

38. Milli Vanilli: where are you when we need you?

    

    Of course this is the week my MUNI clipper card dies. Switching to our spare and claiming it as lost.

39. Diamond plate may look tough, but most of it is made of an iron/banana peel alloy invented by Warner Bros. in the early 1940s.

40. “C:\Program Files\” is a folder that emphatically states that it has always already contained files, yet it mostly contains more folders.

41. Wooooooooo

42. Shooting to be there at 8.

43. Taking a mash break to sample the Mission Maibock that’s been in secondary in the storage space outside, while brewing this Dunkelweizen.

44. RT @kidkoala: SF! PILLOWFIGHT @dantheautomator @emilywellsmusic @kidkoala @TruthspeakerHQ are doing a dress rehearsal show at club MakeO …

45. @kidkoala are you playing anywhere in the SF while you’re in town?

46. @alexlevinson testing in production, eh? http://t.co/LTROF1by

47. So I’m about four beers from being leet I guess. I done the look-for-the-gallon-of-milk-that-never-expires t http://t.co/VCWarpZo

48. 

    So I’m about four beers from being leet I guess. I shoulda done the look-for-the-gallon-of-milk-that-never-expires thing. (Taken with instagram)

    March 9th, 2012 8:13pm

49. @bbaskin our votes at work are: sprinkler housing or detonator. Hit it with a hammer as hand as you can.

50. Ugh, 50 character passwords makes my clipboard so heavy.

51. So I’m about four beers from being leet I guess. I done the look-for-the-gallon-of-milk-that-never-expires thing. http://instagr.am/p/H-l55yxzTJ/

52. So I’m about four beers from being leet I guess. I done the look-for-the-gallon-of-milk-that-never-expires t http://t.co/VCWarpZo

53. So I'm about four beers from being leet I guess. I done the look-for-the-gallon-of-milk-that-never-expires thing.

    over 14 years ago Permalink#

54. If things get crazy at the festival, impersonate a D.I. and holler for a Soldier, Sailor, or Marine. —ancient Red Cross Volunteer proverb

55. “Hi, I need a Sr. Manager of Forensics & eDisco by c.o.b., case name: SF.” —me, in Groucho glasses holding a prop J.D.

    http://t.co/MYCKvk3D

56. Amanda Walker Stavely and I are going.

57. 

    One of the perks of working at a company that has a relationship with Hasbro: Hungry Hungry Hippos in the conference room. (Taken with instagram)

    March 8th, 2012 3:43pm

58. One of the perks of working at a company that has a relationship with Hasbro: Hungry Hungry Hippos in the conference room. http://instagr.am/p/H7iXVHxzV8/

59. One of the perks of working at a company that has a relationship with Hasbro: Hungry Hungry Hippos in the conference room.

    over 14 years ago Permalink#

60. Last week’s breakdancers were awesome at Zynga happy hour!

61. @treyford welp, cya shitlord.

62. The RE class on the 20th was sold out.

63. I’d probably use Facebook more often if it had a stylus. I mean I guess I get why other people use it but I need a stylus sometimes.

64. RT @grahamvsworld: Grant Stavely: yeah that was the one that got reblogged into my tumblr stream

65. When y’all read stuff on the Washington Post Social Reader it auto-shares with the title + “on the Washington Post Social Reader” and sometimes the title and that phrase sync up and are funny. Also WAPO: that is dumb as heck early-ZNGA-style dumb.

66. OK, I can’t not “get a load of this shit!” about politics this season. Please comment if you’d like to be offended.

67. Had my first sip of a brass monkey at tonight’s Zynga happy hour: am pretty ashamed that I didn’t know that a brass monkey is a drink.

    Should my penance be drinking a full one?

68. A month of Kraftwerk Kovers mixes from DJ Food? Yum.

    February 29th, 2012 9:50pm