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posts from 2012 / 05

  1. RT @curateordie: ICYMI: Beautiful vintage black and white infographics from the pre-linkbait era.

  2. About to take over the world. Sadly, The Jams, my favor… (w/ Michael, Amanda, & Funder at The Hip-Hop Palace) [pic] — http://t.co/fasRBODu

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    May 28th, 2012 5:11pm

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    May 28th, 2012 1:36pm

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    May 28th, 2012 12:32pm

  6. About to take over the world. Sadly, The Jams, my favorite culture jammers, aren’t playable.

  7. Underscores, FINAL, and a date in the file name printed on a physical thing: a shameful thing.

  8. Young man, how is it that you do not click?

  9. “Man, what a great Sunday to get totally stoned and drag the congo out to the sidewalk and jam w/ my public address system playing the same six CDs on shuffle repeat including Carlos Santana’s Greatest Hits (sic), I don’t even think I’m going to be ashamed that my playing can be very generously described as ‘abstract’ and more accurately described as arhythmic” – a talentless sociopath neighbor living in the building across 18th street from me, every single Sunday afternoon.

  10. Interesting:

  11. The U-lock stuffed into the back pocket, belt, or pants of the helmetless, headphone wearing bicyclist is a cry for help.

  12. @reyjrar congrats!

  13. Cheers.

  14. Celebrity Boxing

    May 24th, 2012 10:29pm cinemagraph gif

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    May 22nd, 2012 1:05pm

  16. The final conspiracy.

  17. Welp.

  18. Sally Kervin get a load of this.

  19. Bloop bloop bloop

    May 21st, 2012 9:58am cinemagraph gif

  20. Bloop bloop bloop

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    May 20th, 2012 2:17pm

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    May 20th, 2012 2:17pm

  23. Views in sanitization.

  24. Hefeweizen. The first and only hop addition was just enough to kill a boil-over about to happen.

  25. Yesterday’s Hefeweizen brew; hop addition stamping down a boil-over nicely.

  26. This aspergerspedia thing (shut it, I was fanboying Bowie and have always loved the term) sorts shades alphabetically. https://t.co/mOtbAEak

  27. This aspergerspedia thing (shut it, I was fanboying Bowie and have always loved the term) sorts shades alphabetically. https://t.co/mOtbAEak

  28. RT @grahamvsworld: http://t.co/GKTlzPlp We’re looking for very talented security generalists who can talk to humans and get complex thin …

  29. How many of you get splinters/glass in your feet that turn out to just be cat hair? I’m the only one? “Soft feet” is kind of a shitty superpower.

  30. I’m so going to this!

  31. @ThinkandDrive you don’t need to go to a brewery to get @BellsBrewery and @3floyds in Chicagoland. Goose Island is owned by Bus now.

  32. Oh jeeze, what a douchebag.

    “Cole Harper, may you never have sex again.”

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    iTunes, World 1, Level 1.

    Because of all the opening screens presented in testing, most users preferred the machine logic of alphabetization.

    May 16th, 2012 7:15am

  34. Beep beep beep.

  35. Mendocino Highlands

    Mendocino Highlands

    Mendocino Highlands

    Mendocino Highlands

    40' headland land-bridge.

    40’ headland land-bridge.

    Mendocino Highlands

    Mendocino Highlands

    Mendocino Highlands

    Mendocino Highlands

    Mendocino Highlands

    Mendocino Highlands

    Mendocino Highlands

    Mendocino Highlands

    Mendocino Highlands

    Mendocino Highlands

    Mendocino Highlands

    Fine print: Mountain Lions like to attack kids, and they are in these here woods (Russian Gulch, just north of Mendocino, CA). Enjoy your hike!

    Fine print: Mountain Lions like to attack kids, and they are in these here woods (Russian Gulch, just north of Mendocino, CA). Enjoy your hike!

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    May 12th, 2012 5:07pm

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    May 12th, 2012 5:03pm

  38. Roll credits.

  39. Just watched the video of Amanda and I getting married. And you were there, and you were there, and you were there. Thanks Aaron and Kathy and Elam and Will!

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    May 12th, 2012 1:09pm

  41. Amanda on Voltaire and me on Chardonnay, on the beach.

  42. Off we go!

  43. Sleep when you’re dead.

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    May 11th, 2012 3:28pm

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    May 11th, 2012 1:23pm

  46. Downee oshun

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    May 11th, 2012 11:34am

  48. Great address.

  49. Doppel, Lucky 13 Alt, 88°F, sun shining.

  50. Ma Bell, got the ill communication. Ma Bell, got the ill communication.

  51. “~a cool unasked-for political opinion~” --every-this-time-maybe-airquotes-these-idiots-will-finally-understand-guy-oh-oops-close-airquotes

  52. Well I did not know this was a thing at all. It’s about a neighborhood in Philadelphia but Ima pretend it’s about Mt. Airy, MD. (Surprised to hear when listening to http://soundcloud.com/choicecuts/rizm-april-2012-selections)

  53. Zynga culinary! Now I just need a boot of Spaten.

  54. Hrmmmm.

  55. A click between one human and one cow is the only Facebook legal click legal that shall be valid or recognized in this wall.

  56. The Best Cow Clickers 4 Life

  57. I love that “obsfucated” gets the ol’ this-is-misspelled red-dotted underline in OSX.

  58. I’ve got a ~1995 Fender Stage 112SE guitar amp in Frederick, MD that I don’t know what to do with. Band geeks: please save Dawn Metcalf from this 160 watt door stop, she doesn’t play guitar.

    http://support.fender.com/manuals/guitar_amplifiers/Stage_112SE_manual.pdf

  59. I love that “obsfucated” gets the ol’ this-is-misspelled red-dotted underline in OSX.

  60. RT @grahamvsworld: http://t.co/GKTlzPlp Join an excellent security architecture team doing hard work in huge infrastructure. #infosecjob …

  61. OMG

  62. Dolores Breeze

    April 30th, 2012 5:06pm cinemagraph gif

  63. Buried in 1,001 Nights; "…and lo the idiot prince found a 'jin on May Day and explained his stupid anarcho-libertarian politics, and the 'jin said, “What the fuck? Are you retarded?” and turned him to stone. “Allah is good, praise be unto him.”