posts from 2012 / 12 / 18

1. I have computer skills; I am good at dealing with computers. Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

2. Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn computers so the engineers don’t have to.

3. FOR SALE $1

   3 tabby vacuums jammed in blow mode, steel wire brush attachments included, intermittently eject hot bile, alarms every 4 hours