posts from 2012 / 10

1. B man lumberjacking up a light post w/ belt
   I shaken bottles of champaigne, sprayed
   N ~vintage~ 2010 t-shirt
   G sun-roof standers
   O fireworks

2. @grahamvsworld LET’S GO RIOTS!

3. What happened then, well in Broville they say
   that the Bro’s guns grew three sizes that day
   And then the true meaning of Baseball came through,
   and the Bros gained the strength of ten Bros, plus two.

4. B man lumberjacking up a light post w/ belt
   I shaken bottles of champaigne, sprayed
   N ~vintage~ 2010 t-shirt
   G sun-roof standers
   O fireworks

5. Taking in a magic show

6. Friday night jams.

7. Dear SysOps of File Hosting Sites,

   I deeply regret my previous toot sarcastically lumping you in with startup culture. Your noble work sup—

8. I cofounded an innovation that will disrupt the DOWNLOAD NOW button establishment at a hack-a-thon and now it hurts when I mention my MBA.

9. Stickball!

10. Liberal arts!

11. A thoughtful gift from my team. (at Zynga) [pic] — http://t.co/CwL2VKhm

12. 

    A thoughtful gift from my team. at Zynga – View on Path.

    October 24th, 2012 3:30pm

13. 

    

    

    The Great Frank’s LinkedIn Profile Picture Contest

14. To Whom It May Concern,
    I can understand wanting to seem youthful and young; I can! I have long wondered if the scars on my eyebrow, chin, forehead, chest and legs would date me in the field of information security. But to post pictures of my face when I was 12 years old as a LinkedIn profile pic, that seems a bit misleading. I have most of my hair left, so I am not ashamed to post current pictures of my head. I would ask that all do the same, including yourself.
    Sincerely,
    Srant Gravely.

15. Vitriolic schadenfreude or it didn’t happen.

16. Literally exactly what you nerds sound like to neurotypicals.

17. 

    cordjefferson:

    How to live.

    (via)

    philipdaigle as a babe, blackberry floating at his feet.

    October 22nd, 2012 7:14pm

18. Pig scramble! Hey so I need a haircut and don’t know what to get. Pretend this a checkbox poll and vote vote vote.

19. @grahamvsworld what the heck does that even mean? Please respect your followers and only post things that make sense on twitter.

20. Yum. Smoked peat moss.

21. Janes Addiction.

22. Please help Dinosaur Jr. fully enclose J Mascis in stacked guitar amp cabinets by sending any spare amps to 420 Baked Ave, Erryday Connecticut.

23. WE CONSIDERED OURSELVES TO BE A POWERFUL CULTURE.

    http://t.co/q9y31pju

24. RT @grahamvsworld: BUY MY PIES! THEY ARE CYBER PIES! WE HAVE A GSA SCHEDULE NUMBER!

25. WE CONSIDERED OURSELVES TO BE A POWERFUL CULTURE.

    http://t.co/q9y31pju

26. WE CONSIDERED OURSELVES TO BE A POWERFUL CULTURE.

27. NB there are only two weeks of candy corn season left.

28. Partyname Candidatename 2012!

29. Holy moly the rapture was 10/3/2011. The cows have been gone for over a year. Still clicking.

30. 

    Racking a NB Shining Star Pale Ale. Yummy already. – View on Path.

    October 14th, 2012 5:15pm

31. Racking a NB Shining Star Pale Ale. Yummy already.

32. defaults write com.violasong.Hibari hjklNavigation -bool YES

33. P good. Cask bitter and porter are excellent. (I went back solo to try he porter)

34. Smart.

35. Helpful signage at the office. (at Zynga) [pic] — http://t.co/c7BEB6VG

36. 

    Helpful signage at the office. at Zynga – View on Path.

    October 11th, 2012 10:26am

37. I’m sorry, if you didn’t bring enough sportball tweets for everyone you can’t have any here.

    Oh.

    You did?

    Oh my.

38. LETS GO CITYNAME SPORTBALLERS!

39. @selenakyle eh, it’s a pretty jerk move, but it’s as old as wall painting.

    Fun take: http://t.co/rgw7mb8J

    https://t.co/Csj1qMuU

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41. New best use of the mega screen in the cafe at work.

    Excellent!

42. @jjarmoc yikes! I’m going to shoot for being a full year ahead of myself in kegs. The oldest batch / last glass is always the best.

43. Finding a year-old bottle of home brew stout in the fridge is like finding $100 in the pocket of an old jacket that pays interest.

44. Last year we gave the the Corporation for Public Broadcasting (NPR, PBS, etc.) 445 million dollars. I know that sounds like a lot of money but it’s .0001179% of federal expenditures last year. As a percentage of the current U.S. population (309 millions), we’d only need to dedicate 36,000 of you to fund CPB. And that’s not even how taxes even work, just back-of-the-napkin shit. (pardon the math, I just used wikipedia and wolfram alpha).

45. @maradine SEVEN HUNDRED

46. Careful clicking folks: the cowclicker.com ssl certificate has expired.

47. Undecided Infographic —=-===-=—===-==—–

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49. You can’t spell VERIS without “Eris”.

    Hail Eris, καλλίστῃ.

    Consult your pineal gland.

    pɹouɟ

50. 

    October 2nd, 2012 8:33am

51. 

    How did they get a picture of the game IN the game. Wow.