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posts from 2024 / 12

  1. a few of my favorite very-online writers—but I’m think of Pargin and Jeb Lund (who for all I know don’t know each other at all) specifically here and not like, uh, Lockwood—are pretty good about using their veterans-of-forum-wars (or at least that era of online) past to be pretty strong voices for not being assholes on the internet.

    this is a lot of that

    cw: mens rights nonsense

    my point: so if you feel like you don’t need some old guy rubbing your nose in a “deuteragonist" (I had to look up the word for that) “hey look at this kid who is a twitch streamer who is kinda black pilled, don’t be lame like this”, because you yourself are also over that, maybe skip this one

    Ultimately it’s a fun read and a break from the John and Zoe books and pretty mad at the same stuff a lot of people are on mastodon are mad about re: the other social networks, so, I’m glad I read it.

    Cover of I'm Starting to Worry about This Black Box of Doom

  2. picked up after a friend who had already enjoyed it linked x.com/mickey17movie/status/1836197947668860958 in discord, very fun, read it in a few days.

    Cover of Mickey7

  3. p good! kinda Y.A. and a little slow to start but w/e, fun ending

    Cover of Moonbound

  4. Another one that I waited out thinking “eh, probably great but maybe I’ll pass” and then people I follow just kept citing it months and months later, so onto the pile it went. My first and not last Klein book, about significantly more than I expected.

    Cover of Doppelganger

  5. The later, somewhat darker, more explicitly autobiographical half of Munro’s anthologies of short stories.

    Munro’s characters tend to (I know this reads like a horoscope) move on from situations for the next thing without a plan, or to be a little selfish before getting back to being serious, if they ever do. She’s always putting characters on trains, or in cars, or on buses.

    Cover of Family Furnishings

  6. Lots of people read this last year when Marshall published it and the title was so catchy, I thought about it after the last few accidents in SF, which made me think I should go back and actually read it.

    80+ three page ideas, lots of overlap with the incident management side of my day job, casually written (if a little too pop, even, but I guess that’s ok).

    Every field is like this, it seems.

    Cover of Killed by a Traffic Engineer

  7. Re-using my comment on Mr. Penumbra’s 24-Hour Bookstore: “Fun, light, very quick read. Very weird to read something so connected to ~2017~ techie-San-Francisco and get 100% of the references and roll my eyes at a few of them.”

    Started Sloan’s newest, Moonbound, immediately afterward, and it’s very different so far.

    Cover of Sourdough : or, Lois and Her Adventures in the Underground Market

  8. Fun, light, very quick read. Very weird to read something so connected to ~2012-techie-San-Francisco (I was here by then) and get 100% of the references (and roll my eyes at a few w/ 12 years of hindsight).

    Cover of Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore (Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore, #1)

  9. There are a few authors I simply pre-order without question—Jason Pargin, Kelly Link, Emily Wilson in the past year alone, but always King. I was going to save this for vacation in a few weeks but ended up with more time on my hands so it came off the pile.

    I particularly liked "The Answer Man”

    Cover of You Like It Darker: Stories

  10. I particularly enjoyed the last one, “Skinder’s Veil”

    I’ve never actually read any actual Brothers Grimm, nor have I read (or even heard of) Lang’s “The Blue Fairy Book” which I just learned about in a review of these Link stories, so I think they have to both go on the pile.

    Cover of White Cat, Black Dog

  11. I really enjoyed Wilson’s “Odyssey” and “Oedipus Tyrannos” translations and had hoped to get to this last fall when I put it on the to-read pile. Alas.

    I’ve never read any The Iliad before, and it does kinda go on a bit (really? that’s your thoughts on the Iliad? sure why not, is “it was good” better?).

    Wilson manages to sneak in some slapstick amid all the brutality.

    Cover of The Iliad

  12. I forget why this got my attention but I will cop to the “by the author of Severance” blurb helping more than somewhat, not realizing that it’s a novel that predates the show by four years and is completely unrelated to it.

    What a lovely mistake! The stories were excellent and I will probably grab the novel too. Warning: maybe check the content before starting on the first two stories?

    Cover of Bliss Montage

  13. Goth surrealist tangential punny folklore ghost stories? Idk what the hell I just read and if it was a TV show I’d turn it off but I can read stuff like this all day long (and just did).

    Cover of Magic for Beginners: Stories

  14. Nice.

    Cover of Pnin

  15. More great stories, some of which, but fewer than those in “Stranger Things Happen” would fit right in with those collected in “Black Water” (mastodon.social/@gravely/110403938932091902) and “Black Water 2” (mastodon.social/@gravely/110899731695137550).

    Cover of Get in Trouble

  16. So good, I’m grabbing another collection of Link’s, "Get in Trouble”, immediately.

    Cover of Stranger Things Happen

  17. What it says on the tin and knows it. Spoonfuls of chewy metaphors.

    Cover of Titanium Noir

  18. I feel like more than a few people I follow posted about this over the past year so I eventually followed suit. More memoir (again!) than I’m normally into but just enough history, novelty, and new-to-me theory to be pretty good after all.

    Cover of How Infrastructure Works

  19. After enjoying every single story in the “Hainish Novels and Stories (www.ursulakleguin.com/hainish-novels-and-stories), I figured I can’t go wrong tackling Earthsea for the first time by just reading all of them in the similar “The Books of Earthsea" (www.ursulakleguin.com/the-books-of-earthsea).

    Cover of A Wizard of Earthsea

  20. I grabbed this one after landing on a Don Norman piece (www.fastcompany.com/90338379/i-wrote-the-book-on-user-friendly-design-what-i-see-today-horrifies-me). I enjoyed “The Design of Everyday Things" so I followed Norman’s suggestion to read Mismatch.

    Pretty quick read, and full of things so obviously correct that I got impatient with the author’s patience? Good stuff.

    Cover of Mismatch

  21. Two memoirs to start the year. Weird, I never read memoirs.

    This one was quoted in some video I watched chasing Chris Scruggs stuff (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeR2yZ2pWCw what a great band! that steel player?!) that I probably landed on looking up a 500songs.com (which I’m 90 episodes into) citation, so I found myself reading it.

    Cover of Sound Man: A Life Recording Hits with The Rolling Stones, The Who, Led Zeppelin, The Eagles , Eric Clapton, The Faces . . .

  22. I don’t know how this made it onto my pile but it was a quick read (I started it yesterday). It’s so weird to read 90s tech memoirs. People were still sorta building stuff back then, weren’t sure where things would end up, and so on.

    Cover of Close to the Machine

  23. Fun as expected. A pre-order, because that this point I just subscribe to Pargin stuff.

    It’s been two months since I finished anything, my head has not been in the right space to read, I’d bounced off three other things, and I’ve been taking lots of long walks instead.

    Cover of Zoey Is Too Drunk for This Dystopia

  24. Someone in Bernal Heights (Bonview at or near Cortland? It was a few months ago) left a box of books on the sidewalk with “FREE” written on a flap that had a few things I grabbed, among them, DFW’s “Consider the Lobster, and other essays” which I started and abandoned (lol), and this.

    I enjoy stuff like this from time to time but don’t think I’m “smart enough” for it, whatever that means (and I’m not entirely sure).

    Cover of The Trial

  25. A friend posted that they’d just read a book that they think might be the best book they’d ever read, and it was this one. 4, 3, 2, 1 was listed for a Booker and this one won the prize? OK, I’ll try it.

    I really wanted to like it more than I did, and the second act really flows well, but I had a hard time finishing it, today, finally. It’s right up my alley in lots of ways. v0v

    Cover of The Seven Moons of Maali Almeida

  26. 4 3 2 1 was full of writers learning the trade from other writers and hundreds of books are mentioned. I’m sure I’ll thumb through it for more suggestions but this one was the first I chose.

    I think probably best to go in completely without any idea what it is beyond: german, written early 1800s, takes place in the 1500s, and Kafka, of all people liked it a lot.

    Cover of Michael Kohlhaas

  27. Loved it, spent most of my spare time since I started it with it, will miss it, probably missed a lot in it.

    Cover of 4 3 2 1

  28. 18th book of the year: “SPQR”, by Mary Beard

    Wanted to read some history after the last few things. Kept seeing Beard press over the years, saw she has a new book out and grabbed a used copy of her old stuff instead.

    lotta “assassinated for tyranny after proposing social and/or land use reforms” Kermit-confused-face.bmp

    lotta good stuff on how normal people lived

    Cover of SPQR

  29. The story I enjoyed in Black Water 2 was an excerpt from “The Palm-Wine Drinkard” (which is subtitled “and his dead Palm-Wine Tapster in the Deads’ Town)

    I preferred the drinkard because more of the stories in it seem like little self-contained myths. And of course I’m glad to now have a connection back to the Byrne/Eno album that I love.

    Cover of The palm-wine drinkard ; and, My life in the bush of ghosts

  30. “Black Water 2, More Tales of the Fantastic” loved it, full of surprises and delights from authors I’ve never heard of and authors most have — Arthur Conan Doyle, F Scott Fitzgerald, E B White, Joseph Conrad, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Margret Atwood, George Bernard Shaw , Arthur C Lark) — and stories too , like Melville’s Bartleby.

    "The Complete Gentleman” turned me onto Amos Tutuola, who I’m now reading in full.

    And a story from Isabell Allende?! Nice.

    Cover of Black Water 2: More Tales of the Fantastic

  31. Egan again. I knew I’d have a 10 hours of plane time, so I brought “Oceanic” and it delivered.

    Egan’s political and hard science (the bulk of this set) stories are my favorites while the atheist ones like the title story “Oceanic” are probably more interesting to previously religious people, which I never was. I’ve always found faith to be entirely inscrutable, so exploring losing it is kinda just more of that to me?

    Cover of Oceanic

  32. It is out of print, but available self published by the author. The stories from just after those in Axiomatic.

    Some fun stuff, although I would have liked it a lot more had I read it contemporaneously, when I was in my own more annoying atheist phase.

    Cover of Luminous

  33. Wow! Loved it.

    The “Selected Stories” title has had time to be rated and critiqued by much more careful readers. Lots of comparisons to Chekov, who I suppose I’ll check out next. I’ll also definitely be getting the companion collection, Family Furnishings, Selected Stories 1995-2014.

    Cover of A Wilderness Station

  34. upgraded the pizza oven to the new ‘max’ ooni, which is insanely huge, so that I could do this: make an NY style pizza with slices that are the “correct” size, and feed the family one-and-done.

    throwing out the dough to 20" was easy, launching was easy, etc.

    I set my expectations low but am very impressed w/ the first bake even though I dislike the dough I made, mostly nits with the fermentation, and I launched too hot

    photograph, finished extra large new york style pizza with sauce, cheese, basil, and pepperoni on a wood peel on a counter, a pizza wheel is laying next to the pizza on the left

    photograph of the underside of the pizza tilted up from the peel, displaying bubbles of varying sizes from very small to half an inch burst and leapoarded, larger bubbles merely lifted as cavities, w/ a near black ring around the outer edge of the crust

    photograph of one slice on a paper plate and two slices on a second paper plate, both on the peel(the paper plates are actually melamine and we re-use them every friday for pizza night because it sets the vibes correctly)

    macro of one plated slice, finished w/ shaved parm, red pepper flakes, and oreganothe very thin crust is visibly bubbled and a burned bottom layer has pulled away from the rest of the crust in waves

  35. the november Clarkesworld was particularly fun, and I specifically liked the opener, https://clarkesworldmagazine.com/nelson_11_24/, the second one https://clarkesworldmagazine.com/spires_11_24/, the third one https://clarkesworldmagazine.com/auslender_11_24/, and the last one https://clarkesworldmagazine.com/swanwick_11_24/

  36. I was also surprised to find that pest control (I assume) includes cats someone or some group takes care of out there.

    photograph looking up at the street signs on the corner of 20th street and Maryland street on a gray cloudy day

    Photograph of an industrial building covered in vertically oriented corrugated steel, behind a chain link fence. Scattered between the fence and the building are half a dozen white cat houses facing various directions in no particular apparent organization

    a closer photograph of one of the cat houses situated between a sidewalk curb and a chain link fence with narrow panels slotted through the fencing, confirmed to be a cat house by the open empty can of cat food in front of it next to an empty water bowl

  37. 🚶🏽‍♂️

    🏁 what I’m considering Mission Bay and Dogpatch.

    Being from Maryland, I wondered where Maryland Street, once I found, many years ago, that most of the state-named streets, are along the eastern side of the city here. Maryland St. specifically is right on the waterfront. But you can only get to a few blocks at a time between all the industry.

    A map of San Francisco, 101 on the left, 280 in the center, soma to the top and Islay creek along the bottom. All of the visible sections of the Mission, Bernal Heights, Potrero Hill, Mission Bay, and Dogpatch streets (and most alleys but not all the weird driveways and private sections of old streets which are slowly returning) are marked with a purple trail.

  38. solidarity with all the parents of little kids who would be hitting their winter break stride right now if they had a moment of peace but won’t until school starts up again, ten of the longest days of the year from now, and oh btw it’s been raining the entire week

  39. so hot on my wishlist I got it in fully modulated stereo

    Two identical paperbacks of David Byrne’s “How Music Works”, which is bright orange with all caps grotesque title over author’s name, one word per line, with very simple sign for a speaker radiating music up at the title between the two.the books are both laying face up on my kitchen counter.HOWMUSICWORKSDAVIDBYRNE.

  40. p funny going through bad twenty year old posts on my silly old website converting them to their fourth or fifth text markup language this holiday break and running into so many broken links and embeds.

    onion-on-belt taboos against both hotlinking and mirroring completely made sense at the time, but, now, guess what silly, it’s all gone, we should have hard mirrored entire things we liked, if we liked them, even if only as time capsules

  41. a 20-something tailgated me through one of the new door sized bart gates this week, clearly waiting for the right person to follow, and I knew exactly what to do, keep listening to my podcast, acknowledge nothing, even with the stupid new turnstile, which is slow and annoying, beeping behind me.

    hell yeah, we’re doing the moves, fare dodging, and we’re walking down the stairs like nothing happened, gg

    (fwiw the tone is a solid beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee for idk how many seconds)

  42. ah, the boys sang Pocket Calculator in Italian for Italian TV

    love the tiny instruments on this

  43. got a barcode, will be in DC Thursday through Sunday 🤗

  44. I don’t go to security conferences much anymore but a friend not on here and I were both on sg-dc and lived in DC in 2004, so, when the CFP got posted there ( https://marc.info/?l=sg-dc&m=109509914217942&w=2). It got his attention.

    I didn’t end up getting a barcode until November 30th. I walked to and from the con at the Wardman each day from my place in Adam’s Morgan.

    One of the nights, we got dinner w/ @webjedi (his boss) and a few months later I quit my IT job started working for 'em as a security engineer.

    So.

  45. oops, forgot to try for a shmoocon barcode one last time

    might do lobbycon anyway, it being the last one and all that

  46. a photograph of the right side of a concrete highway overpassthe top sevenths or so of the photo is crossed by the hand rail and concrete barrier over a smooth concrete wall probably 10 foot tall on the left diminishing along the bottom rising up to 6 feet on the rightthe entire bottom half of the photo is green scrubs, weeds, bushes, and other overgrowth wet from rainthe wall has been tagged in scrappy turquoise block spray-paint letters, the first line has been over-painted again in purple:GRAFFITI REMOVAL1-800-WET-PAINTTo the right is in the base turquoise is a tag of a simple cut gem, resting on one side

  47. junior on working through some math (addition of single digit numbers, kindergarten-appropriate):

    “it’s like there’s a teacher in my head, teaching me, all the time”

  48. math-knowers in chat have pointed out that I should have parlayed this into quarto equis on account of dos times dos producing that quatro, but this is one of my locals and I can’t get quatro equis every time I go to keep in order to service that charade

  49. ordred some tacos and a dos equis at the tacqueria last night, clerk rang me up, I paid, he turned around and handed me my tacos and dos dos equis.

    what a scam, but I’ll be drinking that second one that’s in my fridge now eventually anyway I guess

  50. this hot tip was solid, Eric Isaacson had a lot to share and I’m pretty glad we went even if we ended up not getting home to relieve our high-school aged babysitter until after 9:30. “It’s OK, tbh I stay up until midnight anyway.”

    The tour winds down in Fort Bragg and then Bolinas: https://www.mississippirecords.net/calendar-2024

    Also: check out the 4 Star, which is also a record shop

    I never make it out the Richmond so I guess this rec is for people like me and not like, some sort of personal insight

    Photograph of the 4 Star theater from kitty-corner on 23rd and Clement, at night. The venue is a 2 or 3 story building with a vertically oriented neon sight of a white star over red letters S, T, A, and R rendered as neon block oblique outlines in front on Clement, and a smaller, lower neon sight on the 23rd that simply says 4STAR in oblique neon linesas a result the top half of the building is washed in red neon glowthe marque is a simple protruding and hanging letterboard with 4 white stars above it, proclaiming tonight: THU: A PEOPLESHISTORY OF NORTHAMERICAN MUSICThe entrance winds past a box office window to a door near the corner brightly lit from above

  51. this kinda stuff is better thought of as sets of idioms* in the it “cannot be understood from the individual meanings of its elements" sense than as whatever adjectives advocates like to throw around like “simple” or “clean” and so on

    it is a skill to be able to onboard and adapt various idioms, I’m just coming at this pile of them a little cold I guess

  52. having been futzing with it for a few weeks now, 11ty pathing and globbing as seemingly intended in the current reference setup https://github.com/11ty/eleventy-base-blog is still pretty befuddling, specifically how “Images can be co-located with blog post files" is done.

    the example “home” index doesn’t include any post contents, just titles and dates. if you want to include content, that’s easy, but it won’t be able to find the images

    weird. anyway, https://gravely.pizza lives again

  53. reminded of all the places I’ve tagged with my kid before they could write and make me stop.

    i’m down to the last few months before their reading catches up with this nonsense, I gotta get back on my game

    I think this was in john wayne airport five years ago

    a toddler (my kid) under two years old wearing red shoes and black pants and a black shirt stands with their back to us in front of a giant magnetic easel with rainbow colored plastic magnetic letters scattered over it, including: G r A V E L Y across the middle in red, purple, red, orange, blue, and green

  54. dang!

    sunrise over the mission, the center, most distant bands of clouds are bright orange, the nearest high clouds are white and blue

    sunrise over bernal heights, the left and right, most distant bands of clouds are bright orange, the nearest high clouds are white and blue

  55. can we not?

    can we not "can we not?”?

    can we not ‘can we not "can we not?”?’?

    can we not can we not 'can we not "can we not?”?’?

    can we not… ah jeeze I’m all out of quotation indicators

    got 'em

  56. for a publication called The Atlantic, they sure go way out of their lane posting about stuff that happens on the various continents a lot

  57. ninja posts would also be nice, when I’m just moving stuff around to make pinned posts