facebook posts from 2011 / 08 / 13

1. Pelican Pub & Brewery, Pacific City, OR

2. A huge rock and a bigger dune, in Pacific City, OR

3. Starbucks is a failed KGB plot staffed by valley girls cargo-culting what Russian’s raised in miniature “American” isolation camps in eastern Europeean bubble-complexes learned in “PSYOPS 325: Surplus Confusion”.

4. Russian River Brewing, sour ales aged in used wine barrels. And an IPA, and a root beer. And a table. And a chair. And the next IPA too because welp.

   

   

   

   Dude keeps describing the Irish Lager to people as being kinda like ‘Harps’, it’s precious.

5. Rogue Brewpub, Newport, OR