facebook posts from 2011 / 10

1. “Cookie.”

2. 

   Yep!

3. Hop progress.

4. Someone took a picture of me riding my bike to work and photoshopped a car over me, wth.

5. Robin is a terrible batcopter pilot.

6. Heck yeah: going.

7. To the tune of The Damned’s “Neat Neat Neat”: “click click click”.

8. Buzzcocks’s ‘Why Can’t I Touch It’ is the most in-the-pocket (to the point that it’s almost behind-the-beat) funky punk song I know about. Owns.

9. Nails the style.

10. Holodeck computer, load the cow clicker simulation…

11. Read The Great Gatsby straight through on my flight home. As an adult: 7/10, pretty good in parts, would like to read a smart modern deep-dive crit of it.

12. I am surprisingly still opinionated about how Dead Man’s Curve on Penn Shop Road got ‘fixed’ and how Route 75 in front of the Green Valley Firehouse was updated.

    ~never4get~

13. Whoop whoop. West coast. East coast. Dahaa dahaa --rappin duke

14. Not sure how I feel about what happened to the actual head of this, one of my favorite standard tunes, but as for the rest: don’t blink.

15. Click click click click click click click click click click click click click click

16. Nice to see a dederegulation petition, for whatever petitions are worth.

17. At a 24 hour McDonalds, the bottled water from the CocaCola company costs more than a large coffee or a medium coke, and that, your honor is when I

18. Lost luggage counters make me respect logistics and want to pay good baggage handlers more and fire a manager somewhere.

19. This click is so passive aggressive that I’m not even going to include the passive aggression but in case you were curious, know that it’s about YOU.

20. Fucking speech acts, how do they work?

21. Me, looking at your posts.

22. As promised: here’s me w/ my new haircut.

23. CLICK ON: Apply directly to the empty space where the cow used to be. CLICK ON: Apply directly to the empty space where the cow used to be. CLICK ON: Apply directly to the empty space where the cow used to be.

    Available at Walgreens.

24. What are they clicking from? No!, their clicking TOO, make the absence of a cow moo!

25. Occupy cow clicker. Just walked through an OWS protest in the financial district. Good signs!

26. Enunciation is key. I wanted a half-guard high-fade and got a half-guard fade to zero-guard on the sides exxxxtreme skater cut. Might keep it, but pretty punk rock lookin.

27. 53% lols, 47% mehs

28. Welp,

29. This will be attached to all future 'Find My Friends" requests. Get used to it.

    grant@grantstavely.com btw, if you want to creepily stalk me like Hall Y& Oates.

30. Penultimate Piece of Purgatorio Pizza

    

31. Broke or sprained one of my toes this morning trying not to kick my cat.

    Lesson learned: Always kick the cat.

32. A Night In Clickisia

33. Two officers on foot are walking Dolores Park reminding folks that there is supposed to be no alcohol in the park: strangest thing I’ve seen all day.

34. 

    Yep. I hope to!

35. Centennial Hop cone buds, five feet up the vine.

36. The right production, drum beat, fuzz solo, piano break, amazing tune in general, and variety of silly vocals are enough to completely make an otherwise insane “(oh no)” totally OK.

37. Free your mind and yo ass will follow.

38. I want some of this guy’s work.

39. Gonna write a postmodernist essay about how the skinner box evolved to “click here” links on the web, and then to “click this cow for now reason”, and then to “click here for no reason”.

40. Fleet week bingo: ask a drunk Marine where he’s from and he’ll point to the ship a block away docked within stumbling distance. First to four state names on the first response wins.

41. 

    

    

    

    

42. BOOM

43. MY GOD!

44. The gateway to all knowledge: “BAYWATCH WAS A DOCUMENTARY” “AND THE EVENTS HAPPENED IN REALTIME”

    

45. Wanna see John F Baker III’s.

46. Two hours 'till the eschaton.

47. Watching a documentary about the history of film: the first close-up ever was of a kitten. Keep trying, Internet.