facebook posts from 2011 / 04

1. Medium-Rare Click.

2. Going to see this + Nos. 2, 3, 6, 9, 10 with Amanda Walker Stavely this weekend, performed by Glass: very excited.

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4. Not just any old bacterial conjunctivitis in my right eye, this conjunctivitis is from Mexico!

5. Fresh to death.

6. What has four kinds of german-style straw-colored lawn-mowing beers that all taste the same for beer selection?

7. Day two of non-stop eye watering as my clogged tear duct heals. Be careful combining sunglasses and helmets’

8. The warmest weekend in spring I ever spent was the weekend I spent in Riviera Maya at a friend’s wedding.

   • David Foster Wallace

9. DC Friends: There is a great band in your city this week. Check J Roddy Walston and The Business’s schedule and make it to a show while they are in town.

10. CLICK MOR CHICKIN

11. Click all Radiohead tunes, click all Verizon DBIRs, click all Portals, click all cows.

12. Thanks for collecting potatoes so that I don’t have to. Vote Clay Davis!

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14. At the San Francisco Symphony Hall. Look at the size of that organ!

15. Tastes good, man.

16. “Who is John Frum?”

17. If you don’t already have everything AOL owns in your Scream Like A Man (or equiv.) filter, now’s the time to add it: http://t.co/WKg7hE2

18. Say something about this…

19. Johnny Ryall!

20. I’d probably waste my first wish on the ability to talk like Shock G.

21. Yeah, fresh.

22. Anyone else up for a late Wednesday night to see DJ Kentaro for a $10 show benefiting Japan. I’m going.

23. Reviving old memes owns. This dude owns.

24. Q: Didja feel low?
    A: No, not at all.
    Q: Huh???
    A: I fell right into the Arms of Venus de Milo.

25. LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET FNORDUM. CETERIS PARIBUS EST REDUCTIO AD ABSURDUM.

26. Duck lips.