facebook posts from 2011 / 07

1. Hey pal, don’t be blue, you know there are plenty of fish in the MECC Odell Lake.

2. The only unlocked-computer tomfoolery I endorse is ponies: http://t.co/n3s44ma

   And I just got got: http://t.co/UBwtH0r

3. Surprise tour opportunity!

4. I never noticed until I sprained my right wrist: I spacebar exclusively with my right thumb.

   And, that’s my story.

5. The sound of one hand clicking.

6. This sprained wrist is going to be annoying for a while. Don’t mess up stupid bike tricks, folks.

7. If I’m going to get 30+ of you past the double doors into my building for a party at midnight, you’ll laugh at my fucking ali baba and the 40 thieves joke.

8. Don’t click a cow, man!

   —Herodotus

9. North Beach Trans-Amerifog

10. Call me morbid, call me pale,
    I spent six hours on your trail
    Six full hours of my life your trail

    And if then I had five seconds to spare
    So I clicked my cow.

    —The Clicks

11. The cow clicks in mysterious ways.

12. Overstand instead of understand: get it?

13. Make a wish.

14. PSHSSHHEEEeeowshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshwsh

15. OH “Well the first thing I did was make sure it wasn’t from you guys because I don’t trust you guys after all these Hasselhoffs.”

16. Sitting in the clicking room!
    Sitting in the clicking room!
    Sitting in the clicking room!
    Sitting in the clicking room!
    Because they can’t get up!

17. M̼͙̱̋̊̽͛̀o̺̘̺̭͑͒o̳̘͙̲̎ͯ͆͜o̜̹͈͙̙͂͐ͣ̇ͩ̎͒̚o̧̾̽ͦͣ̐҉̦̣̗̪͇̦̳ȍ͚̟͉͆̈ͤ̑̕͘!͙̟̬̟̪͊ͭͧͯͧͣ̒̇̿͢͡

18. Brian Eno. “I’ll Come Running To Skip This Song.” Another_Green_World. LP. Produced by Brian Eno, Rhett Davies. Island Records., 1975

19. Rolled 12 miles today with Amanda. I’m loving the new road tires on my mountain bike – hardly had to pedal at all.

    

    We did. 400 feet over 6 miles is so gradual that it seems flat.

20. Walls and Bridges!

21. Wishing I was eating a cow on the move instead.

22. MENE MENE TEKEL CLEKEM

23. The Mooney (sound of a cow Mooing) to Bitcoin (฿) exchange rate is bullish right now folks but Linden Dollars (L$) and Facebook Credits (F¢) are up.

24. Prince, doing his best Eric-Clapton-as-impersonated-by-Marty-McFly-at-The-Enchantment-Under-The-Sea-Dance: “Alright guys, ‘While My Guitar Gently Weeps’, I’m only showing up for the solo, try to keep up.”

25. Shame on a clicka who try to run game on a clicka

26. I clicked on my cow and it didn’t moo and so I want my damned money back.

27. iif you unddESCxAierstand this messegeESCdbxAmessageESCbbbdwilove ESCA, you’ll love: http://t.co/3KC6H8L

28. The FreeBSD handbook for ipfw has aspergers.

29. 

30. An evening fog settles on San Francisco.

31. THE END IS NIGH

32. Skateboarded to work today like a real manchild: mongo.

33. A click, so far as it interests us, does not act at a distance. —Ludwig Wittgenstein

34. Fortissimo.

35. This click is your click. This click is my click.

36. 

    Hike down from the Legion of Honor Museum along the Lands End trail and go right off the trail. I think we were about here: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=37.787937,+-122.505820&aq=&sll=37.799001,-122.517815&sspn=0.052561,0.079651&ie=UTF8&ll=37.793304,-122.498846&spn=0.052565,0.079651&t=h&z=14

    

    

    

37. 

    Lands End

38. 

    It’s got chunks on garlic and sprigs of garden-grown rosemary poked into it all over the place, and it was rubbed in kosher salt, pepper, and paprika. As I took it off the grill to rest, I heard a neighbor play Thus Spoke Zarathustra, so I’ve got a good feeling about it. 😃

39. Breaking in the new grill with a 4 pound prime rib to make sure it’ll adequately cook hotdogs, hamburgers, and kielbasa Monday.

40. This krautrock punk tune has a fever something something xylophone.

41. Three mile bike ride, haircut, three mile bike ride, pint of ice water, loud music, pint of pale ale.