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posts from 2010 / 11

  1. FOUO: Please be aware that FOUO is an acronym used in some reports. Be alert for suspicious FOUO reports. An executive summary follows.

  2. Holiday gift idea: Bring sacks full of cell-phone and mini-plug headphones along on MUNI rides to hive to those less fortunate.

  3. Click accomplished.

  4. “Why do you close your eyes?” Sussman asked his teacher.
    “So that the room will be empty.”
    At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

  5. “Why do you close your eyes?” Sussman asked his teacher.
    “So that the room will be empty.”
    At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

  6. So this @MoreBeer_B3 Honey Pale Ale I’m brewing for @wardspan and @treyford’s ops team has 3 pounds of honey in it! http://flic.kr/p/8WYfpG

  7. T.S.A. security theater escalation is an elaborate ploy of the otherwise unsuccessful anarcho-capitalist syndicate known only as the D.M.V.

  8. So this @MoreBeer_B3 Honey Pale Ale I’m brewing for @wardspan and @treyford’s ops team has 3 pounds of honey in it! http://flic.kr/p/8WYfpG

  9. Is legendary, hostile, dysfunctional, depressing, refined, hardworking, and realistic.

    (via apples to apples)

  10. ★★★☆☆

    Flawless service, excellent food, great atmosphere and location. Minus two stars because I wasn’t loved as a child: nobody gets five.

  11. Keep “A Pattern Language” out of affordable, PAPERBACK (24) circulation in order to frustrate potential BUYERS (1): http://goo.gl/NbS7J

  12. Wanted:

    1. People to go skateboarding with.
    2. People to click my click so that I can get stargazer.
    3. A band to jam with.
  13. That the etymology of copacetic is more or less completely unknown is hilariously copacetic.

  14. That the etymology of copacetic is more or less completely unknown is hilariously copacetic.

  15. Seals barking at Bird Rock on 17 mile drive in Monterey, CA.

  16. In an opsec-imposed void of data, try to not reify the echo-chamber punditry reflected from well-intentioned bias-driven abstractions of ___

  17. In an opsec-imposed void of data, try to not reify the echo-chamber punditry reflected from well-intentioned bias-driven abstractions of ___

  18. Hey guys, I think simple pick-up sports are a net-loss for humanity, so I invented this game called ‘catch’ that will prove once and for all that just catching a ball is not a true scotsman.

  19. Wow.

    Andy Baio’s Kind of Bloop: a chiptune cover of Miles Davis’ entire Kind of Blue, as introduced to me by @mrgan: http://goo.gl/3SWOx

    • */6 * * * /usr/sbin/click /pasture/cow
  20. @wardspan Oh, tut-tut, my monocle just popped out:

    http://translate.google.com/#fr|en|gelee

  21. Three clicks in Z formation, the Zorro click.

  22. The airlock is full of Imperial Stout and overflowing kraeusen everywhere: the yeast is really liking this one.

  23. ‘et cetera’ is to ‘and shit’ in a way that ‘vel similia’ is sadly not to ‘or shit’.

    Well, /I/ laughed, and shit.

    http://goo.gl/bsg7f

  24. Recorded “Witch” is not even close to as LOUD as they are in person.

  25. I put on some Schoenberg and the weather in San Francisco goes batshit. Sorry gang but I’m leaving this on, I miss thunder and lightning too much.

  26. “Holy Diver.”

  27. 0-data (/oʊˈdætə/): A hypey, FUD-lathered press release, report, or rumor masquerading as fact.

    Etymology: Eggcorn of Hack-scene “0-day”.

  28. I just kegged the Porter Amanda Walker Stavely and I made a few weeks ago: clean finish & kinda simple flavor profile: not bad things to be. Brewing an Imperial Stout some time this afternoon.

  29. “Holy Diver.”

  30. RT @wardspan: alright time for the 1st annual Zynga Hackville with FB and Google - outtie

  31. tell him about the cow kate
    cow?
    yeah, there’s an cloud cow you can click up on the roof
    take the stairs, over there
    yeah!
    sure!
    thanks!

    • Kate half-way waives
  32. CLICK 5000™, with space age Cow Clicker®™ MOO 5050™ audio effects so real, you’ll think you actually clicked a cow.

  33. moo.

  34. @alexhutton are Ents such an emerging threat that you needed an expert? Where’s the data?

  35. Here in the pasture of clicks
    You look through the app list
    This is the pasture of clicks
    One step through the wall

    Roll out that special click
    This is our favorite one
    Please don’t try to leave
    Don’t leave the pasture of clicks

  36. If my cow went through a TSA security perimeter it would probably opt-out of the Rapiscan backscatter screening. Then I bet a TSA agent would try to click it. 😦

  37. It’s the moo of the cow, it’s
    the thrill of the click
    Rising up to the shared wall posts of our facebook friends
    And the last known friend
    clicks his cow in the pasture
    And he’s spamming us all with the moo of the cow

  38. The devil logged into Facebook, he was looking for a cow to click
    He didn’t have any friend’s clicks to click: he was looking to buy a click.

  39. Veni, vidi, clicki.

  40. Imaginary link to an xtranormal video entitled “Arial vs. Helvetica”: http://

    “I don’t care. I want Helvetica. It has the Linotypeses.”

  41. TGIC!

  42. Click if you got 'em.

  43. Earthquake bait.

    Earthquake bait.

    mobile-uploads

    mobile-uploads

    mobile-uploads

  44. For every click is imperious and as SUCH, attempts to philosophize.

  45. The argument performed by constantly always complaining about something privileges the thing complained about.

  46. I’m not a playa, I just click a lot.

  47. Free potty humor for the day, to be played over an already-sample heavy mix, or dubstep.
    e.g. http://goo.gl/gScNH & http://goo.gl/KPe7y

  48. RT @baythreat: Tickets on sale now for BayThreat!
    Early-bird prices are limited. www.baythreat.org
    Dec 10th & 11th, Hacker Dojo, Mtn …

  49. CLICK MOR CHIKIN

  50. @grantstavely: I put on my sysadmin robe and hat and upgrade switch firmware, fixing guest WLAN.

    Sunday: What the f*ck, I told you not t…

  51. Hiking Russian Hill today with Ben and Christine: Farmer’s market -> cable car -> Lombard & Hyde -> hike.

  52. Funny cow clicker message writer’s block!

  53. C-L-I-C–K-E-Y Hey Clickey! Hey Clickey!

  54. Has a click Buddha-nature or not?

  55. I clicked.
    He hecho clic.
    我点击。

  56. @vurtyou and I just saw “The American Four Seasons” performed by @robertmcduffie & the V.B.O., and it was very good.

    http://goo.gl/QhcFZ

  57. Don’t forget to click your cow!

  58. STP at the Warfield!

  59. Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: There’s only one of him and he’s it. He’s the Cow of a Different Color, you’ve heard tell about.