pizza slow (high quality)

posts from 2010 / 05

  1. Elaina knows your picture now… “Uncle Gant! Uncle Gant! Kitties! Make Pizza!” now I just have to teach her about the yummy beer you brew and she has you pinned:)

  2. Turning in my Blackberry now. I don’t have any other phones, so uh, I gotta get a burner. Did I mention I don’t have a blackberry? I don’t.

  3. @sdwilkerson thanks Sean—great to see you at the altogether-crazy going-away party & looking forward to grabbing dinner in SF.

  4. @AWS0807 we’re excited to visit you and Weeds in Denver—IPA takes care of itself out there—let’s check out the cool spots you’ve found!

  5. @jackwillk keep your ears peeled for a lady with the same last name as me and much better looks: @vurtyou is serving jury duty today too.

  6. Please, buy my car.

    Optional equipment: three cats.

  7. Belated congrats my teammates placing in the 40s in @ddtek’s @defcon ctf quals.

    I had a blast! Looking forward to next year already.

  8. Friends, @ilya_burdman just gave me a first edition hardback of Philip K Dick’s Ubik: http://goo.gl/3J6C, http://goo.gl/zMar

    What a mensch!

  9. @wotowiec awfully proud of yourself, eh?

    Air-quote—dynamite—un-air-quote?

  10. @kathybarnett
    Subject: RE: What’s the verb (passive) for reading your Twitter feed?

    Procrastinating.

  11. UL Safe ratings:

    TL15: Withstand 15 minutes of attack w/ sophisticated penetrating equipment.

    TL30: Mythical.

    http://goo.gl/kC8Z

  12. UL Safe ratings:

    TL15: Withstand 15 minutes of attack w/ sophisticated penetrating equipment.

    TL30: Mythical.

    http://goo.gl/kC8Z

  13. Elaina is asking for pictures of “Uncle Gant”…

  14. The Future: where the letter ‘u’ is pronounced as it sounds alone.

  15. It’s OK to critique a text by the voice in which the wikipedia article summarizing it is written.

  16. My cobra snake necktie spits, then swallows. And it prefers a four-in-hand to either windsor. Go figure.

  17. P.S.

    You are cordially invited to our going-away party-slash-flea market, today, Sunday the 23rd, noon-on.

    If you can’t make it: AMF!

  18. If you’re coming the @grantstavely & @vurtyou going away party today, bring a kite and spare keys: we’re playing Ben-Franklin on the roof. ☂

  19. @charmsec 25, tomorrow, will be my last, barring any happenstance visits east, for I-don’t-know-how-long.

    So like, there’s that.

  20. Now that we’re sure we’re moving to San Francisco, we don’t even wash glasses—just throw them into the fire and toast to Callahan’s Place.

  21. Only plus re: @vurtyou home with food poisoning tonight: I embarass no one but myself with these huge CVS earplugs at the Buzzcocks show.

  22. Only plus re: @vurtyou home with food poisoning tonight: I embarass no one but myself with these huge CVS earplugs at the Buzzcocks show.

  23. @oneeyedcarmen that @bad_decisions menu needs an equally bacon-themed soundtrack: http://www.mixcrate.com/mix/8770/Bacon-the-Funk

  24. Fact: I’m relocating to San Francisco 5/28—a hotcakes bakery is interested in my security work.

    And yes, there will be going-away parties.

  25. I managed to clear the gender attribute on my koobface profile before it became mandatory and public. Eh-hhh.

    ♀♂

    http://goo.gl/wJ0F

  26. @electricfork [@grantstavely buzzes in] I know! I mean, I like the dutch masters like Vermeer, but dutch /bot/ masters?

    http://j.mp/3aafhl

  27. ★★★★☆ “Good book, it is understandable yet interesting.”

    On Steven Levy’s “Hackers: Heroes of the Computer Revolution”

    http://j.mp/bamsKP

  28. MR C2
    MR Not
    OSAR
    LIB MR C2

  29. So the game.exe in the recent doc.pdf spam claims it was compiled July 27, 2007? Is that odd? Artifact of the packer?

  30. Nothing to see here:
    d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e

  31. My neighbor has trained her three dogs to bark vigorously at a cinder block wall when she shushes them and says “Ladies, please!”