posts from 2010 / 10

1. Runyon’s narrator doubts his own sources, constantly inserts commentary, and self-summarizes like Herodotus, with better slang, about love.

2. Personally, I am staying in, reading a few Damon Runyon stories with the ever-loving wife, and one thing and another, http://t.co/4IuWgZt

3. Runyon’s narrator doubts his own sources, constantly inserts commentary, and self-summarizes like Herodotus, with better slang, about love.

4. Personally, I am staying in, reading a few Damon Runyon stories with the ever-loving wife, and one thing and another, http://t.co/4IuWgZt

5. It takes all the clicking you can do, to keep in the same place.

   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Queen’s_Hypothesis

6. Kid Koala at Ninjatune XX.

   In his Ya Gabba Gabba koala costume.

7. When the night has come.
   And the pasture is dark.
   And the stargazer is the only light we’ll see.
   No I won’t be afraid, no I won’t be afraid.
   Just as long as, you click by me.

   So darlin’, darlin’, click by me, oh now click by me.
   Click by me. Click by me.

8. The lounge downstairs at the Regency Ballroom during the second 2010 World Series home game in San Francisco: non-stop-inaction.

9. Pshaw, my cow’s shadow is round on the pasture but cows don’t cast round shadows. This game is so unrealistic.

   

10. @mrgan an “Automatically hide and show the Menubar” option would be nice too.

11. That’s a lotta dicks.

    RT @gruber: Screenshot: http://post.ly/17k30

12. Click, ergo sum.

13. That’s a lotta dicks.

    RT @gruber: Screenshot: http://post.ly/17k30

14. Late night tacos at Pancho Villa in the mission.

15. I hear the Stargazer cow moos exactly the same as the other cows, only out of phase. I need the Stargazer cow.

16. RT @marty__mcfly__: Whoah. Now I have to get my parents together otherwise I’m gonna fade out of existence. This is heavy.

17. Mooney, it’s a gas
    Grab that click with both hands
    And make a stash!

18. RT @marty__mcfly__: Whoah. Now I have to get my parents together otherwise I’m gonna fade out of existence. This is heavy.

19. A-B-C. A-Always B-Be C-Clicking. Always Be Clicking! Always Be Clicking!!

20. Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop writing documentation.

21. Put me in coach, I’m ready to click.

22. Anyone in/near Baltimore looking for a software development position making web games? Let me know.

23. Then it looks so real I can feel it
    And it feels so real I can taste it
    And it tastes so real I can hear it
    And it sounds so real I can see it

    So tell me why, can’t I click it (more than every six hours)!?

24. Click-click-click with the Clickasaurus Rex!

25. Errbody inda club gettin’ clicks.

    http://goo.gl/AjMa

26. Anything said with fine print, diminutive logos, roman numerals, and glyphs along the bottom is profound.

    ™ ® ᵍʳᵃⁿᵗ ˢᵗᵃᵛᵉˡʸ ᴹᴹᵓ ᵟ

    ∞

27. Your pop caught you clicking - and he said NO WAY!
    That hipocrite - clicks two cows a day!
    Man living on the pasture is such a drag
    Now your mom threw away your best click mag (Bust it!)

28. Load up on clicks and bring your cows
    It’s fun to click and to pretend
    She’s over-clicked and over-moo’d
    something-something

    click, click, click, click, click, click, click, etc ad nauseum

29. Excuse me, while I click this cow.

30. “I like your blackberry.”

    “I like to stay connected.”

31. All we are saying is / give clicks a chance.

32. Vote YES! on Proposition Click!

33. I’m clicking a cow… in bed.

34. @Shpantzer The vodka party has stirred up, no, shaken the leadership of the upstanding martini for far too long. Vote Gin Party!

35. @vurtyou @censey

    Ha!

    NB: All astonished replies were from friends that prepare documents for state and federal governments for a living.

36. RT @johnemcintyre: RT @BarrettChase: I don’t trust anyone who double-spaces after a sentence.

37. I had no idea there was a fish clicker game.

    I don’t mean to endorse the writing in this article though, unless it’s a parody of better writing, in which case I will embrace it.

38. Can anybody tell me how to find out my Cow’s Facebook UID?

39. Have you stopped beating your cow yet?

40. Does a cow have a Buddha-nature or not?

41. I clicked a cow in Cow Clicker.

42. INFINITE JEST

43. Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Moo-days!

44. @ssoper the subtext seemed obvious to me too.

45. "If he had an A+ certificate or something similar, it would be a different story.” http://goo.gl/egR3

46. Brewing a porter to have when Ben Miller, Christine Hufnagl-Miller, Ken Bubien, and Erica Sayler Bubien come to visit.

47. If asked to assemble an elite team of specialists for a heist, definitely give mayonnaise a call. It can sneak into anything. #gross #yuck

48. Holden: The cow stands in its virtual pasture, its udders baking in the hot sun, chewing its cud, trying to turn a neater color. It can’t, not without your click. But you’re not clicking.
    Leon: What do you mean I’m not clicking?

49. Cartesian speculation, in which one attempts to find simulated truths in emotion is called punditry, and is learnt only by practice.

50. Z-Click!

51. @electricfork well as in Prime Rib au jus, saffron risotto, haricot verts, 2005 Cabernet Sauvignon in; garbage out.

    Shit, now I’m hungry.

52. @MJCdotMe Why eat well, only to be hungry again later?

53. A cow clicked is a clicked cow.

54. Po: Do you hear the cow, that it is in your pasture? --Kung Moo

55. If there was a problem yo I’ll solve it
    Check out the hook while my DJ clicks it

56. It’s about click:30 time, am I right?

57. Herbalife, Quixtar, & Cow Clicker: Premier partners for success!

58. RT @shiralazar: awesome! banksy directed tonight’s simpsons show intro- statement on corporate culture/the network? http://youtu.be/DX1i …

59. 

    The finger.

    

60. Walked from the Haight to the ocean at the far end of Golden Gate Park.

61. Borges’ Book of Imaginary Beings: ★★★★★

    I like to think the beings on Wikipedia not actually in the book are Wufniks.

    http://goo.gl/wcg5

62. iTunes grid view album covers should flip like dashboard widgets and show the back cover with an overlay overflow-scroll track list.

63. Borges’ Book of Imaginary Beings: ★★★★★

    I like to think the beings on Wikipedia not actually in the book are Wufniks.

    http://goo.gl/wcg5

64. iTunes grid view album covers should flip like dashboard widgets and show the back cover with an overlay overflow-scroll track list.

65. 

66. Looking up Valencia at the Blue Angels performing over San Francisco.

67. Click, Click, Click, Click, Click me up!

68. Noggled @vurtyou: No results.

    So, I’ve got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

    http://goo.gl/SM6L

69. TGIC.

70. A Happy Birthday click to Chrissy.

71. @alexhutton I dig that Methany rant but I can’t defend it. I don’t believe in artistic hallowed ground.

72. Look, everything is either dialectic or it isn’t. Let’s discuss until we agree that it’s both.

73. @bbaskin congrats Brian!

74. What’s the plural of “versus” after all?

    #janus

75. Erick Schmidt’s Atlantic interview was shocking!

    The Atlantic let “an pithy” through editing!

    Schmidt: not shocking. http://goo.gl/8slJ

76. What’s the plural of “versus” after all?

    #janus

77. Erick Schmidt’s Atlantic interview was shocking!

    The Atlantic let “an pithy” through editing!

    Schmidt: not shocking. http://goo.gl/8slJ

78. @censey Green Flash: garage door opening, stand and sample only. Pizza Port: GABF award winning, and the pizza is good too. Stone: Duh.

79. 

    

    

80. RT @therealKidKoala: Grown man+koala suit scratchin’. Almost fainted twice. Jeff @ ninja office, I will so win this bet. http://twitpic. …

81. Pizzeria Delfina!

82. 

    

    Planning too soon!

83. Up wind of Anchor Steam, enjoying the return of cool weather, fog in the distance, and the smell of wort boiling.

84. @automine Congrats!

85. RT @badbanana: #FF @DalaiLamaInBed

86. I enjoyed Melville’s “Bartleby the Scrivener” last night.

    It’s on Project Gutenberg, but of course, it’d prefer not to: http://goo.gl/Ycxr