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posts from 2010 / 03

  1. We got tickets for @whitefordbronco at the @statetheatredc this Friday in Falls Church, so I’ll need to borrow your helicopter again.

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  3. Every time you toot passive aggressive rants about middle manager passive aggression, remember what Confucius said about he who smelt it.

  4. Well, @vurtyou and I are brewing a stout tonight, so that’s “what’s with the green latex gloves Doctor Stavely?” this time.

  5. Well, @vurtyou and I are brewing a stout tonight, so that’s “what’s with the green latex gloves Doctor Stavely?” this time.

  6. @joesavestheday 'grats on the quarter-C. H.B.T.Y., A.M.M, etc.

  7. THE BARON IS SUPPOSED TO RELATE THESE ADVENTURES TO HIS FRIENDS OVER A BOTTLE.

    http://j.mp/9C4DUR

  8. @rands an appropriate soundtrack: Blacklicious’s Alphabet Aerobics and Chemical Calisthenics. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foEU2WHdOzA

  9. Tangential as all get out of my trailer oh hey let’s ride bikes.

  10. I’m so going to @CharmSec tonight.

    You knew it was a verb didn’t you?

  11. SILC does everything I want except give me back the 4 hours of my life I spent trying to do the same thing with jabberd and mu-conference.

  12. mirrored image from https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzq3l9UKDN1qz50x3o1_1280.png without alt text, sorry

    Jammed with iconography, signage, feature logos, afunctional-bling-packed, size-matters boom boxes. Gobs of switches, buttons, levers, knobs, LED indicators, needles, transparent doors, grilles, rolling-number counters, jacks, wires, handles, all with the heft of a half dozen of the largest fuck-off batteries on the market.

    Somehow these grew into non-portable shelf systems, probably killed by a combination the Walkman ear-phones (visualize them in orange) and then the at-first-not-portable compact disc.

    mrgan:

    The Boombox Project by Lyle Owerko, a photo timeline. Check out the whole gallery (Flash, sorry.)

    March 23rd, 2010 4:40am

  13. RT @parisdjs: New mix up! DJ Zebra - Rock N’ Soul Covers http://tr.im/SZy3

  14. Aren’t passwords inherently unreadiness-to-hand? I’m looking forward to @VzBSecBlog’s ‘End in End-to-End Trust’ (http://j.mp/bnqLqE) sequel

  15. Is Raskin’s locus-of-attention (http://j.mp/9VCCRX) an example of Heidegger’s skilled coping(http://j.mp/byc7WL)?

  16. Scream Like a Man

    over 16 years ago

  17. “Memento noobi.”

  18. @wotowiec I wanna bike over to the end of the Real Ale Festival with ya. Say when, if you go.

  19. “Memento noobi.”

  20. Celebrate holidays that can be seen from outer space.

    NB: Don’t stare at the sun today.

    RT @mikenealis: VERNAL EQUINOX!!!

  21. My cats excel at GTD and I’m crap at litter box zero.

  22. Quincy Jones still drops his idea to let Alvin, Simon, & Theodore ad lib on the fade-out of P.Y.T. in “WhyIamaproducerandyouarenot” rants.

  23. OK, so, keep this straight: Emergency rooms are for all intensive purposes, and camping at Seaworld is for all in tents and porpoises.

  24. It was nice meeting and chatting with @StrongwaterSec, Nick Levay, @sheffus, @bkdelong, MJR, et al at #IANSDC.

    Thanks @IANS_Security!

  25. @sxs3200 DuPont. Heading from penn. Ave now.

  26. I didn’t even know cookies had brains! #iansdc bringing it today in and out of talks. @eatyourpizza DuPont after drinks for supper? 6?

  27. @censey in DC, abusing twitter’s poor DM interface to eat my feet, the only thing I think it’s for.

  28. @9brandon NCSA Mosaic 1993 precedent, it’s how block business letters are typeset, and because monitors aren’t paper, it’s not costly to do.

  29. http://grantstavely.com/files/scream.user.js

    Add your own worthy sites & redirects, apply it to the entire web — it’s not a passive medium.

  30. Working on a greasemonkey script to improve links to sites like techcrunch by making them link to that video of a goat screaming like a man.

  31. Don’t try to do the job alone.

    http://pastebin.org/111326

  32. RT @sdwilkerson: Deploying fancy security products when you have an orchard full of low-hanging fruit is like investing when you owe on …

  33. Neat: The Abstract City Blog http://niemann.blogs.nytimes.com/, featuring the poetry (http://www.slate.com/id/2081042/) of Donald Rumsfeld.

  34. /Breaking Glass, Sound, and Vision/ seeks drummer, vocalist, and synth/keyboardist. We’re a Bowie cover band with a 2 song, 3 hour set.

    Ca-

  35. LEO rule: Anyone out at 4am is delivering papers or up to no good.

    HTML Variant: Anything after </html> is probably not delivering papers.

  36. LEO rule: Anyone out at 4am is delivering papers or up to no good. HTML Variant: Anything after

is probably not delivering papers.

  • Okay, the yara-1.3 configure script is definitely out to get me.

    I think Ima turn all the lights on and hide under my desk for a bit.

  • I’m having a Saturday Night* tonight.

    ----FOLD-----

    Oh, thank God, if we don’t get you to cl-

  • I’m having a Saturday Night* tonight. * More details, and video, after the break. ----FOLD----- Oh, thank God, if we don’t get you to cl-

  • @bbaskin that’s a database ligature. SELECT replies FROM table toots INNER JOIN key_collisions.oops &c. type stuff.

    Padlock icons are tells

  • @bbaskin fi is just a typographic ligature. It’s just aggressively using ligatures when it probably shouldn’t. http://j.mp/apaVAk

  • DFW and Danielewski and Tufte and &c. form leverage versus pulp fiction — A beautiful, smart essay for bibliophiles: http://goo.gl/fb/DVjX

  • @wotowiec I’ve never seen one that didn’t rely on @laustcauz’s method.

  • Why don’t three-ring-binders have three-hole-punches built-in?

  • Why don’t three-ring-binders have three-hole-punches built-in?

  • If I ever switch careers and become a car thief that steals VW MkIV VR6 GTIs, I’ll know how to drive appropriately.

    Thanks 20 mile commute!

  • Man, God, and Society in Western Literature — http://j.mp/91mzAp — made me want to re-read Moby Dick.

    Next: http://j.mp/9LoHxI, Heidegger.

  • I’m doing managerial accounting homework and thinking, I could just pledge an oath that I will never, ever, ever, infinity plus one, ever attempt to “do” accounting, and thereby get a pass on having to take the course on it. Right? I’ll need a witness.

  • Those who bother to “read” UI doom the rest of us by proliferating the damned things.

    Undo is better. Even than cute.

    http://j.mp/9xBF3n

  • Hey @pauldotcom, is Ron Dilley’s pdnsd a private project? Is the @tenablesecurity post by MJR or you? Why are you pointing at me like that?

  • RT @mrdavehill: Please join me in starting a global movement!: http://tinyurl.com/y8otkj8 #IHFSD Please RT