facebook posts from 2012 / 10

1. What happened then, well in Broville they say
   that the Bro’s guns grew three sizes that day
   And then the true meaning of Baseball came through,
   and the Bros gained the strength of ten Bros, plus two.

2. B man lumberjacking up a light post w/ belt
   I shaken bottles of champaigne, sprayed
   N ~vintage~ 2010 t-shirt
   G sun-roof standers
   O fireworks

3. Taking in a magic show

4. Friday night jams.

5. Stickball!

6. Liberal arts!

7. 

   

   

   The Great Frank’s LinkedIn Profile Picture Contest

8. To Whom It May Concern,
   I can understand wanting to seem youthful and young; I can! I have long wondered if the scars on my eyebrow, chin, forehead, chest and legs would date me in the field of information security. But to post pictures of my face when I was 12 years old as a LinkedIn profile pic, that seems a bit misleading. I have most of my hair left, so I am not ashamed to post current pictures of my head. I would ask that all do the same, including yourself.
   Sincerely,
   Srant Gravely.

9. Literally exactly what you nerds sound like to neurotypicals.

10. Pig scramble! Hey so I need a haircut and don’t know what to get. Pretend this a checkbox poll and vote vote vote.

11. Yum. Smoked peat moss.

12. Janes Addiction.

13. Please help Dinosaur Jr. fully enclose J Mascis in stacked guitar amp cabinets by sending any spare amps to 420 Baked Ave, Erryday Connecticut.

14. WE CONSIDERED OURSELVES TO BE A POWERFUL CULTURE.

    http://t.co/q9y31pju

15. WE CONSIDERED OURSELVES TO BE A POWERFUL CULTURE.

16. NB there are only two weeks of candy corn season left.

17. Partyname Candidatename 2012!

18. Holy moly the rapture was 10/3/2011. The cows have been gone for over a year. Still clicking.

19. Racking a NB Shining Star Pale Ale. Yummy already.

20. P good. Cask bitter and porter are excellent. (I went back solo to try he porter)

21. Smart.

22. LETS GO CITYNAME SPORTBALLERS!

23. 

24. New best use of the mega screen in the cafe at work.

    Excellent!

25. Last year we gave the the Corporation for Public Broadcasting (NPR, PBS, etc.) 445 million dollars. I know that sounds like a lot of money but it’s .0001179% of federal expenditures last year. As a percentage of the current U.S. population (309 millions), we’d only need to dedicate 36,000 of you to fund CPB. And that’s not even how taxes even work, just back-of-the-napkin shit. (pardon the math, I just used wikipedia and wolfram alpha).

26. Careful clicking folks: the cowclicker.com ssl certificate has expired.

27. Undecided Infographic —=-===-=—===-==—–

28. 

    How did they get a picture of the game IN the game. Wow.