facebook posts from 2012 / 06

1. Wow wow wow.

2. Saturday.

3. Yum. Chai stout, two porters, two rye IPAs and I still have a handful of tickets.

4. Filtering my dry hopped one hop Zythos IPA: the hops clogged two kegs in a row! Total pain in the ass.

5. Paris, 5 January 2012
   Bulletin C 43
   To authorities responsible
   for the measurement and distribution of time

   UTC TIME STEP
   on the 1st of July 2012

   A positive leap second will be introduced at the end of June 2012.
   The sequence of dates of the UTC second markers will be:

   2012 June 30, 23h 59m 59s
   2012 June 30, 23h 59m 60s
   2012 July 1, 0h 0m 0s

6. There’s only two passwords in me, and I just used the third. Don’t know where I got the inspiration or how I wrote the words. &c.

7. 

   Put your miner’s light on and get VERY close to the monitor. Then click the link in the description (http://i.imgur.com/uFquy.jpg)

   

8. What do you mean your bartender doesn’t give you the rest of the shaker in a sidecar?

9. Holy crap I found the warp zone in Luna Park: there are quiet booths behind the kitchen that go up to world 4-2!

10. -an ACA joke

11. Who orders a buncha stuff thinking it’s single serving at family style Chinese places, jeeze?

12. Graham, I didn’t know you had custom plates.

13. Cow clicker needs a ‘click.wav’ to replace the moo. I’ll start the wiki and set up the new logo-design contest.

14. The Zynga Security team’s dedication to NBA Maximum Hangtime has been noticed, there is now an NBA Jam cabinet next to the MAME cabinet we use. Too bad we’ll never downgrade to Jam.

15. Cookie Monster: Me just met you. Dis is crazy. But me love cookies! Gimme, maybe?

16. Zynga Culinary Expo menu today: hamburger, fried egg, bacon, served on a glazed donut, with hash browns. Finger-licking good.

17. Ask me about carrying five gallons of fermenting porter in three gallons of water in a brew pot down a flight of stairs. Lager yeast happy at 59 will have to do it’s business in our storage closet.

18. Adam and the Ants are under-rated, pass it on.

19. Brewing a porter today that’ll be ready just as my ZIPA kicks, to Danger Doom.

    Danger Doom: great porter name.

    https://t.co/hyk9heGY

20. Brewing a Baltic Porter today that’ll be ready just as the ZIPA keg is kicked, while listening to Danger Doom. Danger Doom is a great Baltic Porter name.

21. Click my click!

22. Which NKOTB’s haircut should I request? Kinda shamed that I can name all but one.

23. Hey Adam Kuncewitch, where does my lap go when I stand up?

24. A drawing I saw on notes 16 years ago. How strange. Guys: I think I’m being followed.

25. Guy just solved a Rubix Cube one handed while juggling two pins in 17 seconds. His friend solved one blindfolded immediately after. --the Zynga Talent Show

26. I think the only song I skip faster and harder than Fake Plastic Trees (any version) is Costello’s “Alison”. Time to cheat-mode it and set itunes start/stop hints on both to 0:00-0:00.1. No offense Allison E Miller!

27. Please do not leaving anything against this wall.

28. Nyan.

29. 15 yards, ten rounds, double action Glock 22. Fourth place in our group to Kevin’s 90.

30. I scored a 71 in 10 rounds with a double action Glock 22 at 15 yards.

31. Shotgun http://cinemagr.am/showOG/9638772

32. 

    click on these for animation.

    

    click on these for animation.

    

33. Andre on the Thompson http://cinemagr.am/showOG/9636217

34. San Francisco FBI Thompson machine gun. I’ll be firing a full auto one today. Not with the drum though. Drums are very rare.

35. Bang, bang.

36. lulz

37. This woman outside my apartment is feeding birdseed to pigeons. The last time a pigeon starved in San Francisco, CA was just kidding in the history of man, no record exists if a pigeon starving. Charity for pigeons is pushing rope. Ask me about pigeons.

38. That’s a lotta yeast!

39. Bavarian Hefeweizen, looking paler than I’d hoped but tasting fine (pre-carbonation).

40. Hops over ale cake under a Zythos IPA. Amazing what a few ounces of yeast can do in two weeks. Hopefully it’s still hungry for the barleywine I’m going to dump on it tomorrow.

41. Absinthe quality control: still F-

42. Oh don’t tell me you didn’t know that about Bon Scott. Look at the damned song titles on Highway to Hell: http://t.co/GMDm49FY

43. Count Dracula:Bryan Ferry::Bon Scott:Brian Johnson

    There, now you have a new thing to picture when listening to Roxy Music.

44. Ray Bradbury RIP (on the Mars of his choice).

45. “Disk 3”

46. Color contrasting 21A IPA vs the Zythos IPA I brewed last week during a gravity reading: 1.067 -> 1.008, smells and tastes great!

47. Not particularly apropos of anything but I randomly thought of a favorite short story that I haven’t read in a few years and well, idk, go buy Ficciones or whatever.

48. Incident response in 1984: http://t.co/CxLu4sst

    I need a wig. No. Three wigs.

49. Dive for the meta!

50. Just realized the nerve damage on my right index finger is from playing too much NBA Maximum Hangtime on the arcade machine at work. It hurts when I type and use my trackpad. But I gotta hold that turbo button for the best dunks and steals!