facebook posts from 2012 / 05

1. About to take over the world. Sadly, The Jams, my favorite culture jammers, aren’t playable.

2. Underscores, FINAL, and a date in the file name printed on a physical thing: a shameful thing.

3. Young man, how is it that you do not click?

4. “Man, what a great Sunday to get totally stoned and drag the congo out to the sidewalk and jam w/ my public address system playing the same six CDs on shuffle repeat including Carlos Santana’s Greatest Hits (sic), I don’t even think I’m going to be ashamed that my playing can be very generously described as ‘abstract’ and more accurately described as arhythmic” – a talentless sociopath neighbor living in the building across 18th street from me, every single Sunday afternoon.

5. Interesting:

6. Cheers.

7. Celebrity Boxing http://cinemagr.am/showOG/8354787

8. The final conspiracy.

9. Welp.

10. Sally Kervin get a load of this.

11. Bloop bloop bloop

12. Views in sanitization.

13. Hefeweizen. The first and only hop addition was just enough to kill a boil-over about to happen.

14. Yesterday’s Hefeweizen brew; hop addition stamping down a boil-over nicely.

15. This aspergerspedia thing (shut it, I was fanboying Bowie and have always loved the term) sorts shades alphabetically. https://t.co/mOtbAEak

16. How many of you get splinters/glass in your feet that turn out to just be cat hair? I’m the only one? “Soft feet” is kind of a shitty superpower.

17. I’m so going to this!

18. Oh jeeze, what a douchebag.

    “Cole Harper, may you never have sex again.”

19. Beep beep beep.

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    40’ headland land-bridge.

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    Fine print: Mountain Lions like to attack kids, and they are in these here woods (Russian Gulch, just north of Mendocino, CA). Enjoy your hike!

21. Roll credits.

22. Just watched the video of Amanda and I getting married. And you were there, and you were there, and you were there. Thanks Aaron and Kathy and Elam and Will!

23. Amanda on Voltaire and me on Chardonnay, on the beach.

24. Off we go!

25. Sleep when you’re dead.

26. Downee oshun

27. Great address.

28. Doppel, Lucky 13 Alt, 88°F, sun shining.

29. Ma Bell, got the ill communication. Ma Bell, got the ill communication.

30. “~a cool unasked-for political opinion~” --every-this-time-maybe-airquotes-these-idiots-will-finally-understand-guy-oh-oops-close-airquotes

31. Well I did not know this was a thing at all. It’s about a neighborhood in Philadelphia but Ima pretend it’s about Mt. Airy, MD. (Surprised to hear when listening to http://soundcloud.com/choicecuts/rizm-april-2012-selections)

32. Zynga culinary! Now I just need a boot of Spaten.

33. Hrmmmm.

34. A click between one human and one cow is the only Facebook legal click legal that shall be valid or recognized in this wall.

35. The Best Cow Clickers 4 Life

36. I’ve got a ~1995 Fender Stage 112SE guitar amp in Frederick, MD that I don’t know what to do with. Band geeks: please save Dawn Metcalf from this 160 watt door stop, she doesn’t play guitar.

    http://support.fender.com/manuals/guitar_amplifiers/Stage_112SE_manual.pdf

37. I love that “obsfucated” gets the ol’ this-is-misspelled red-dotted underline in OSX.

38. OMG

39. Buried in 1,001 Nights; "…and lo the idiot prince found a 'jin on May Day and explained his stupid anarcho-libertarian politics, and the 'jin said, “What the fuck? Are you retarded?” and turned him to stone. “Allah is good, praise be unto him.”