posts from 2018 / 10 / 19

1. Choose Your Own Adventure

   You got a nice big head of garlic on the cutting board. You’ve mastered Jacques Pépin’s method of how to chop garlic and cracked that head open with one perfectly placed push on the board.

   To fuck with peeling the little tiny cloves in the center, turn to page 64.

   To not fuck with those little tiny cloves and just compost them immediately, turn to page 12.

   [turns to page 64]: You dolt. You have done died.

2. Dad’s burdens I’ve shouldered over paternity leave:

   ✅ Repaired the screen in the kitchen window.

   ✅ Moved stuff around in the garage

   ✅ Made a new pair of jorts

   ❌ Relived 90s rock