As a society, we need to bring back giving people the old hot foot. I’m talking about strike anywhere matches stuck in boots and then lit with more matches, all while breaking the fourth wall, chuckling quietly behind a hand and making shh-ing it’s-our-little-secret-for-now motions, causing our victims to hoot and holler and jump up and down holding the hot foot.
posts from 2018 / 10 / 05
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We just used https://www.fairhotel.org/hotels-search?location%5Borigin%5D=san+francisco&location%5Bdistance%5D=20&location%5Bunit%5D=3959 to find family hotels to stay in when they are in town to help w/ the baby. Good stuff!
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“You need to install a keybox.”
Me, two weeks ago: My landlord is finally gonna lose a fight to an absolute hero.
Me yesterday: Honey, let’s head to the post office to get our god damned mail.
