“Neocombat Neoliberalism”
posts from 2018 / 10
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1 month (yesterday)! (draft)
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puke the valley
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Hiked the Saratoga Loop and then up to the rock itself at Castle Rock yesterday, v nice. (draft)
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cused image
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paternity leave is canceled
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1942 - A captured bust of Benito Mussolini is crushed in some beautifully prophetic foreshadowing to resemble what Mussolini’s actual face would look like after he was caught by antifascist partisans in 1945. [video]
A compelling illustration of the power of propaganda. Check our catalog here for related titles including multiple works focused on visual propaganda.
October 20th, 2018 7:28am
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Choose Your Own Adventure
You got a nice big head of garlic on the cutting board. You’ve mastered Jacques Pépin’s method of how to chop garlic and cracked that head open with one perfectly placed push on the board.
To fuck with peeling the little tiny cloves in the center, turn to page 64.
To not fuck with those little tiny cloves and just compost them immediately, turn to page 12.
[turns to page 64]: You dolt. You have done died.
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Dad’s burdens I’ve shouldered over paternity leave:
✅ Repaired the screen in the kitchen window.
✅ Moved stuff around in the garage
✅ Made a new pair of jorts
❌ Relived 90s rock
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Every get out the vote take flabbergasted that young people in America don’t see the point is victim blaming.
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October 16th, 2018 5:24pm
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Invisible Baby
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Ah, the ol’ Landlord’s “Do you have a minute?” snipe hunt. Love that our living situation is at the mercy of a rent seeker, it is good as hell.
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Well now that Sears is daed, I guess here’s a thread all about how I single handedly saved the famed “Wish Book” Christmas catalog when I worked there in Accounts Payables (2/2004-5/2004) from the phony dunces who mixed Marvel and DC onesies as if that was OK. 1/1890
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October 14th, 2018 8:28am
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October 14th, 2018 8:26am
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“Wow this guy doesn’t give a FUCK. And he has a beard already!” – An eleven year old who is still getting the hang of things, also proud boys (lol, I will never ever ever title case that), apparently?
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October 13th, 2018 5:08am
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JACK: Marc I want to ADDRESS this issue.
[BENIOFF nods]
You KNOW I am sensitive to the Homeless
BENIOFF: Absolutely
JACK: BUT!
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Does the cat follow the sun or the sun follow the cat?
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Kill Mother Fucking Diode Motes
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The Boy has found The Sun.
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Stealthily but still tooting somehow about removing all the favs I handed out from all the “congratulations!” replies I got about being a Dad now that I have a better idea what it means and who my friends really are pause not, it’s still great.
Should I go back to work next week or nah?
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[The year is +7.203C (in 3152 CE, years are tracked by temperature rise since the revolution.)]
NeoStatistician: Great Scott! The youth of NeoMerika don’t vote!
NeoJournalist: Great Scott! Here’s a thought experiment for the upists; what if we trolled them about it?
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liberal norms gatekeeping is (un)democratic centralism, lol
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Recreating the LinkedIn account I deleted 2015-10-31 (spoopy!) with zero professional repercussions for the sole purpose of providing nearly every recruiter specific things their executive teams need to do better before I’ll even talk to them.
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If the chats yer in don’t automatically invite punners (upon community tagging) into an invite only channel that they can use to act out on their deranged urges out of sight of the rest of us, find chats that do.
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I haven’t had more than two hours of sleep at a time in a week and I am absolutely hollering at electeds on the hell site.
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wishing all the leftists I follow would publish their notes that they keep checking
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As a society, we need to bring back giving people the old hot foot. I’m talking about strike anywhere matches stuck in boots and then lit with more matches, all while breaking the fourth wall, chuckling quietly behind a hand and making shh-ing it’s-our-little-secret-for-now motions, causing our victims to hoot and holler and jump up and down holding the hot foot.
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We just used https://www.fairhotel.org/hotels-search?location%5Borigin%5D=san+francisco&location%5Bdistance%5D=20&location%5Bunit%5D=3959 to find family hotels to stay in when they are in town to help w/ the baby. Good stuff!
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“You need to install a keybox.”
Me, two weeks ago: My landlord is finally gonna lose a fight to an absolute hero.
Me yesterday: Honey, let’s head to the post office to get our god damned mail.
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How is the cat liking the new roomie sitch? A captive pette-the-catte squad that smells like milk and knows all its favorite scritches and pats forms up every two to three hours day and night and doesn’t troll to the point of needing to be bit or scratched anymore. The cat is living mas.
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the first time I got a boss to double my comp at the same job—an exempt computer job with an artificially low base entry-level comp, not like, a real job job normal people can easily get—in less than a year by making hell of demands, I immediately repeated the same trick again on principle, and was on the way to repeating it a third time furious about it when I quit that job
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my catte did head butt the bebe this morning, but for now, maximum nope zone
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an infinity of DC city councils dead on an infinity of sofas simultaneously standing and looking back at the DC city councils on the sofas behind them, holding smoking guns, and chanting together, “why would the DC city councils do this? why would the DC city councils do this? w–
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Last night the everloving wife goes to make some tea, so she opens the kitchen cabinet and there, along with all the other tea and coffee cups, she sees a full cup of coffee.
Apparently, Zombie Gravely likes his full cups off coffee snuggled with the empty cups, for safe keeping, in order to “protect them from the cat” and it is now the talk of the entire peninsula for this peculiar behavior.
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so tiny! (draft)
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We’ve discharged.
