posts from 2018 / 09 / 19

1. :birdsite: wtb a hell site cross poster that posts screenshots of my toots with markov generated dunks on them instead of truncating my toots over there

2. lmao at the time when the people in IT had swag cynically commemorating the claim from a VP who was phoning it in while also doing a masters degree on the side that there would be “showers of gold come IPO time” by printing google translated latin on under the hood which reversed google translated to GOLDEN SHOWER and were instantly banned by c-staff.

   

3. Ext. WASHINGTON, D.C. - DAY

   ELMO swings his feet under a bench and cocks his head from side to side.

   ELMO

   Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time!

   (beat)

   JAMES O’KEEFE

   Pooping! At the State Department!? Why, I never!

4. Dan Brown would’ve written it as “Codename Veritas, which renowned classics professor Rip Steakface knew meant truth to the Romans” but otherwise it’d be identical to our world: absurdly dumb.

5. tagging myself and 9 of my big media pals into a beef in order to win at online cause I’m too busy rn