facebook posts from 2008 / 12

1. http://twitpic.com/ykpx - Das boot!

2. http://twitpic.com/ykku - MAM’s (Max’s) first New Year!

3. http://twitpic.com/ykk1 - Happy New Year! Enjoying das boot with 2009 😃

4. Hacking on wikipedia greasemonkey userscript, continually vexed by standards abuse and inline style

5. Spent the cash I got for my birthday on a McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern sub. & merch; nice to cross that off the list http://is.gd/ecId

6. RT @alexsotirov Using MD5 collisions to creating a rogue Certificate Authority trusted by all common browsers: http://tinyurl.com/8sv4qv

7. http://twitpic.com/xs0a - Note to self: only open one drawer at a time.

8. That’s ‘wrote’ as in copy and pasted php from two google hits. PHP is gross. Gotta go wash my hands.

9. Just wrote a plug-in to replace Textpattern’s txp:posted format=“since” to a better human readable format w/ ‘y, m, w, d ago’

10. http://is.gd/dUW2 Yes but what brand, sir?

11. happy birthday good sir!

12. Enjoying a 750ML Victory V12 from Christmas '07 for my birthday

13. Happy birthday!

14. Happy birthday dude!

15. Happy Birthday! Another fellow Capri 😃 Have fun!

16. Thanks to everyone for the happy-birthdays!

17. Happy birthday Brother-in-law!!!

18. Happy Birthday!

19. Happy Birthday

20. Happy B’day from all the Barnett’s! Let’s roll some sushi and celebrate 😃!!

21. Happy Birthday…maybe the boy will be nice today 😃

22. 29N outside Charlottesville, VA is named after Jerry Falwell? Wtf is wrong with this state?!?

23. Happy Birthday to one of the best cat daddies ever!

    TODAY’S BIRTHDAY (DECEMBER 28). You are in control this year and your universe follows the order you set for it. January brings a powerful new vision of the future. Cupid seems to be on your side in February with the people who not only love you back, but help you in various areas of your life. There’s a windfall in May. Scorpio and Leo adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 40, 26, 51, 33 and 19.

24. Happy Birthdizzle, dawg

25. Happy Birthday dude. Leaving a message on Facebook is literally the least I could do. Almost no effort at all FTW!

26. Happy bday!

27. huppy birfday

28. Happy Birthday!

29. Happy birthday, Lewis!!!

30. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0907657/
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0445922/

    Here’s the two movies I was telling you about…

31. NB: http://is.gd/dDTC Get some “have sexual intercourse” is attested 1899 in a quote attributed to Abe Lincoln from c.1840.

32. The binary iTunes music library is terrible.

33. Arrived in Marshville, NC ‘The home of Randy Travis and county living’

34. The US Army’s West Point and Paramount’s King’s Dominion are at the same exit off 95.

35. Is that for illiterate hitchhikers or did the commonwealth really ban thumbs up guestures? Will experiment with passing police cars…

36. 35M North of Richmond on 95S, the Cracker Barrel exit no hitchhiking sign is a thumbs-up with a red crossed circle overlay…

37. Bah! Humbug!

38. Wikipedia has more inline style than Kip Dynamite http://is.gd/diFQ

39. Enjoying Bill Maher’s Religulous - the American founding father’s bit is the best. The Jeff Beck Group’s Superstitious was also nice.

40. Watching Nova w/ @vurtyou is like watching football in a sports bar. She’s calling out theories, cheering, and trash talking the scientists

41. http://twitpic.com/vqao - I haven’t had this sculpture up since '04, the drums were too deep; some minor circular saw alterations and I …

42. http://is.gd/d9L2 Bass-face, page 12!

43. http://is.gd/d4OC a classless div style=“background:lavender;”? Who does that? And later, a <th bgcolor=“#dcdcdc”…? Oh, and Vietnam?

44. Simplepedia, a greasemonkey userscript I made to improve the style of wikipedia: http://is.gd/d0aQ

45. “seriously though,” is inevitably preceded by unfunny and followed with pandering. Don’t do it.

46. Wikipedia has more inline style than a San Francisco rollerblade marathon

47. Wikipedia has more inline style a San Francisco rollerblade marathon

48. Beer and wings @ Mothers; I pitty Sunday morning servers, all their patrons are braindead zombies. Oh well, Celebration Ale pitchers!

49. Good Morning, How Are You? Shut Up! Don’t Give Me The Small Talk, Give Me The Big Talk. A Million, Million and Six, Oh I love that Big Talk,

50. Grant is going for a smoke because he is lame

51. For every object in your house (songs, books, art, etc) derivative of The Sirens ( http://is.gd/cFX5 ), take a sip. Those girls get around.

52. eximstats -flag1=directory -flag2 directory -flag3=directory directory2 … syntax is a bug imo. “Hi I’m obviously written in perl!”

53. http://is.gd/9H1I preach it from the mountain brother! Preach! Amen! Hallelujah!

54. Update: authsmtp.com and Google Apps for Businesses in the Cloud Premier Edition (what a terrible name!) seem like best options.

55. Help! I need a relay server to get e-mail out of Amazon’s EC2, I’m OK with paying a service provider, but only want reliable TLS-SMTP

56. “”¨¨°º©o.,.o©º°¨¨°º©©º°¨¨°º©o.,.o©º°¨¨“” How has ASCII art not made it to twitter? “”¨¨°º©o.,.o©º°¨¨°º©©º°¨¨°º©o.,.o©º°¨¨“”

57. Listening to B.B. King for the first time: no wonder so many people find blues guitar boring, this is crap. Zzz-linebend Zzz-linewords

58. I’d like to take art direction credit for @philip_daigle’s @fbcj avatar (and I think it’s better than @fbcj’s)

59. http://twitpic.com/tvnh - WHITEBOARD CLEANER: Great for Cleaning Whiteboards!

60. Writing my last paper for the semester. I need to get over my infatuation with sentence structures relying on foo, bar, and baz.

61. Seppuku sounds so much more romantic than it really is

62. READY 10 PRINT “NO MERGER AFTER ALL” 20 GOTO 10 RUN

63. Is it too late or too soon for “In what respect Charlie?” jokes?

64. I’m out-of-band since around '99 or so when the drummer moved out west and the bass player and I stopped hanging out, does that count?

65. Watching Cats 101 on Animal Planet and sure enough, The Boy is watching TV for the first time ever

66. JIT salsa: peeled tomato, chopped onions, spring onions, garlic, and serrano peppers, basil, sea salt, pepper; I’m breaking a sweat ♥

67. Long & rambling college nightmare last night; maybe I should write that paper tonight and be done with this semester

68. Seven legs, a tail, a low roar, and a soft sigh: http://is.gd/bDdj , http://is.gd/bDbu (& bonus mustache evidence: http://is.gd/bDds)

69. Hubert Sumlin (Howlin’ Wolf’s guitar player) on coffee, life, and the killing floor (http://is.gd/bD9n)

70. is running late, as usually

71. GENERATIO SPONTANEA: The theory that the goddess Gea created punk rock after hearing Queen’s 1973 BBC performance of ‘Son and Daughter’

72. Doing entry level stuff using prototype.js, with values from lame vanilla javascript, all to make up for an even lamer (but handy) API

73. bitter. that is all.

74. The Day The Earth Stood Still (orig) act III chase in NW DC: The army chases the cab North on 14th @ Harvard, then West on 15th? Impossible!

75. http://is.gd/bfG6 I don’t see ‘roaring wood stove and book’ on the pairings list for the malbec, but those lists are bullshit anyway

76. I miss my last apartment in DC. http://is.gd/bfwl But only a little bit. http://is.gd/bfwK But I don’t miss DC much. http://is.gd/bfys

77. Muddy Waters ‘At Newport 1960’ needs a remix. Someone’s mic picked up enough wind to make my subwoofer go all Lord of the Rings. Mojo!

78. I’m the B-I-Z and it goes like this Eating a bowl of cereal’s on top of my list http://is.gd/bbka Forget eating lunch; I like to munch

79. Breakfast Cereal (Feat. Biz Markie) chorus

80. The old “Hey look! Our final paychecks are here!” joke never gets old.

81. Up at 0430 without an reason to be, lovely.

82. All traffic lights near the intersection of Falls Rd and Joppa are out, officers are directing traffic

83. Hanging out by the water cooler, sipping coffee

84. Dug out my old BOSS ME-8, volt meter, and a soldering iron, took it apart, then tested the DC box, then plugged it in. It worked. Dumb.

85. Robert Plant’s Hey Joe (from his Dreamland release) is better than The Experience’s. Porl Thompson > early Jimi

86. In order of booby-trap depth: Laptop F6 numlocks, bottom left corner laptop fns, caps lock, three-finger-chords, d+k home row nubs

87. Off to a final exam with my number 2 pencil - just something to chew on mind you - the test will be on stone tablets and I have a chisel too

88. Are they like that in your house too? Like ‘yap! yap!?’ Really? It’s so loud you can’t engage in rational thought? Who’s Timmy? What well?

89. Merry Christmas!

90. The bouncer at the hosre just called me the biggrst asshole of the bunch: He loses. Ass.

91. http://twitpic.com/qsnn - A derp

92. The crawl is already falling apart. I missed the Cross Street entrence. Ordering sushi now, wtf

93. Heading to Cross Street Mareket for sushi

94. http://twitpic.com/qpo9 - My sixth santacrawl and we finally get snow! I was dreaming… Of a white santacrawl…

95. http://twitpic.com/qplv - Santa riding reindeer and ESPN

96. http://twitpic.com/qpcp - Ken owns the Santa air-hockey table, going on his third game!

97. http://twitpic.com/qow9 - Burkes loves Santa. Off to ESPNZone…

98. http://twitpic.com/qnn3 - The north pole makes us thirsty, off to the Wharf Rat!

99. Starting crawl-day slightly banged up, as usually. Hydrating, laying a good caloric base, and visualizing Cross Street Market sushi.

100. Beltway was out of SNPA again, got a Dogfish Head Shelter Pale Cornelius instead. Cheers, happy Repeal Day!

101. Please Note: Nobody sings the harmony part on The Buzzcocks excellent “Harmony in my Head”. GET IT?!? SEE WHAT I MEAN!?!

102. Do you like my new @fbcj avatar?

103. Santacrawl Eve-Eve. The night when Santa’s 'round Baltimore dig out their costumes to figure out if the beard, hat or gloves survived '07

104. Proof that my IS class prof. is in IT: He’s showing a Strongbad video on the projector right now. At least it’s relevant.

105. IS final paper is to assess risk and design security goals and controls for a hypothetical org. Hrmm.

106. Any sufficiently advanced line noise is indistinguishable from technology. - GS Clarke, on the use of perl

107. Help, I’ve become an Adrian Belew fanboy, and his catalogue is so large I feel like I’m falling down a rabbit hole.

108. Poured a homebrew IPA: flat & tastes like an SEA - Someone Else’s Ale. I don’t think my SNIPA clone could have mellowed this much - bad cap!

109. rjd2, björk, herbaliser, cinematic orchestra, coldcut, kraftwerk, radiohead, unkle, dj shadow, c+c music facto-WHAT!? http://is.gd/a8BB

110. My lunch is better than yours. @vurtyou is using old spice jars to send peppers and dressing along w/ my sandwiches now for JIT assembly.

111. Listening to Cassetteboy’s Festive Christmas to prep for Santa Crawl http://is.gd/a2N9

112. Coffee is everywhere after I failed to place the carafe under the drip correctly. Oops.

113. Ever surprise yourself by a campfire w/ hot blue jeans? The boy says the same effect works w/ cat fur + wood stove.

114. Looked @ college transcript from 7 years ago: terrible. 100 credits after this semester, all 100 level courses next. Years left to finish.

115. 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

116. Presented tonight, as usual, major communication failure and stage fright and unpreparedness, rambling, etc

117. I have the diet of a toddler on school nights before class

118. Sitting in 83S traffic, accident will probably make me late to class tonight. Does the twisty bottom of 83 have a nickname? Want one?

119. The baltimore santa crawl is this weekend. Love/Hate Responses from friends: A) You are lame B) Can I come along?

120. iLO mapping of the tab key to form controls: Brilliant!