facebook posts from 2008 / 10 / 02

1. Did she really just ask ‘What is your biggest weakness?’: Perfectionist! Say perfectionist! ‘I just cant’ leave well enough alone Gwyn!’

2. It’s not in the rules but Joe gets a social for that sly middle-finger ‘clearing his eye’ move. Stay classy Joe!

3. Nuclear pronunciation: With so many actual faults, don’t get sidetracked by style. Also, Biden is a live-action Waldorf http://is.gd/3soz

4. nom nom martini olives #LosingVPDebateDrinkingGame

5. The medium is the massage. Truth is the size of the flag pin, the attractiveness of the smile, the tone of voice. Facts are boring.

6. Joe Biden strings words together like Porky Pig moonwalks

7. I’m going to practice my patronizing false-excitement voice, if it’s anything like my false-Robert-Plant singing you are all doomed

8. Keg empty, enjoying a dirty martini w/ VP debate game, worried I’ll run out of Gin and vermouth, only have a full bottle each. Cheers!

9. Public Television: HD, full screen, no analyst chart-chunk, no animations