facebook posts from 2008 / 05

1. Gartner Security Summit is next week and I don’t have a ticket this year hint

2. @GrantWalker: You obviously don’t shampoo. http://xrl.us/bk545

3. @expertSexchange.com: get out of my google results you suck

4. In Frederick getting beer for the weekend, then on to the campsite.

5. Good to hear man! I finally realized I needed to finish school too…not doing anything with it but you know…it’s always good to finish things. Have you ever seen that SNL skit with Jimmy Fallen as the computer IT guy, Nick Burns…?..saw it the other day and it reminded me of you (no offense) good luck finishing school!

6. long time man…looks like it’s going well, glad to see you’re still f’in with the computers…still talk to Erk?

7. @will_torre good question. i can make it to foot in mouth in 12 parsecs!

8. Foot-in-mouth half-life when talking to strangers: 6 hours.

9. wears prada

10. nice

11. I’m in Marshville, NC for the weekend!

12. CharmSec at the inner-harbor Wharf Rat tonight!

13. The kegerator is empty. Oh dear.

14. Oh NBC, did you try to write your own regex for evil html tags? http://tinyurl.com/287zvd And SHTML? Really?

15. NBC, protip for you: don’t allow