facebook posts from 2013 / 04

1. Lou Stavely finally bought a blue pickup truck. Please sign my petition below to have him install wood bed sides like Pop used to have.

2. Whenever I join a new mailing list I like to do my best impression of the Maxell “Blown Away Guy” while I top post on it as hard as I can.

3. The mobile phone ringing in Rock the Casbah, 01:52-02:15, is proof that time travel was invented in the ‘90s and used by a Clash fan.

4. “Sad Trombone” http://t.co/efZnkPZdnd

5. Before I git pull what @jayjacobs pushed to https://t.co/JmBQKNqm1X last night:

   http://t.co/Ste2q1UZ3l

   #DBIRpuzzle ♙

6. Seattle has buses in their damned train tunnels and if you get on the wrong one you end up exploring distant suburbs. Irlol.

7. Just rode a full elevator down from Nine with a schizophrenic who needed to light up all the buttons as part of her disorder and was asking everyone if they were cool with it the entire time.

   We stopped at every floor and she was right, someone got on or off at every floor.

   The entire elevator burst out laughing when she got off at five, then she dived back in as the doors were shutting, then she shot back out before they closed again.

8. And the obligatory Cliff Clavin at the corner stool.

   Facts I’ve learned:

   Recycling uses more energy than it saves.

   Every time a drug is outlawed, a stringer drug gets popular.

   The ““Mexicans”” smoke marijuana

   Etc

9. Posted without comment.

10. As one does.

    This one is so AUTHENTIC.

11. 

    

12. I might have to uninstall Dark Sky this weekend.

13. Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh double Makers ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh "“FREE TICKETS”

14. Michael Walton you might like this mix. The first half is very chill, then it picks up.

15. “Hutton!” —Jerry Seinfeld, fist clenched, teeth bared.

    OK. Me instead of Jerry, but the same everything else.

16. C:> TYPE ENGINEER.BAS
    10 CLS
    20 PRINT “Well, actually.”
    30 PRINT “I’m just saying.”
    40 PRINT “Yeah, but.”
    50 PRINT “Oh. I see.”
    60 GOTO 10

17. Finally trying Lung Shan after years living around the corner. No line for Sunday lunch.

18. Kathryn Moczulski This is unacceptable:

19. IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO
    ALONE! TAKE THIS.

             snark
    

20. Sazerac!

21. SCENE III
    Lunch

    A:
    ”You hear so-and-so quit?”

    B:
    “I didn’t. But they LinkedIn connected with me, so.”

    A:
    “Ah, me too, duh.”

    B:
    “Yeah.”

22. http://t.co/zP7DV7sKjp irlol