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posts from 2023 / 01

  1. I don’t know many Verlaine stories but this one on Pushing Ahead of the Dame about Bowie’s cover of “Kingdom Come” on Scary Monsters has stuck with me since it was posted (there’s a similar story about Jimmy Page in the early 80s spending most of an invite on wah pedal battery fussing and not really laying anything down): everybody has off days.

    https://bowiesongs.wordpress.com/tag/tom-verlaine/

  2. lol at this weird 😘 vehicle the everloving wife made with jr this morning

    ECU tiny lego car on a very short wheel base, taller than it should be, with a blue roof, winking eyes, and a kissy-heart on a post on a turtet on top pointing straight up 😘

  3. I can fix “the mastodon community”

  4. gm2u 😘

    am illustration of a blue hippopotamus, SWEETI POTAMUS, on aHungry, Hungry Hippos game, to theto the right of sweetie herself, who appears to have captured a large share of the green and red in-game food

  5. a Jacobin essay about how MILF Manor is really about abolition of the family

  6. fifth, sixth, and seventh books are none of them page turners, so they are all in an indeterminate race, although this silly nonsense is a likely winner: The Museum of Eterna’s Novel (The First Good Novel)

    by Macedonio Fernández ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6554891)

    the current paperback cover, a three color bullseye offset over a white field

    parenthetical quote: The French demolish a deified painter every twenty years, a deified poet every fifteen, and a deified novelist every ten; at a hundred and fifty years it's high time Kant were thrown into doubt. This isn't daring, it would be more daring to call him a metaphysician. With these antecedents I anticipate future arguments for the demolition of my Art.

  7. lemon n’ lime dogs

    ECU two hotdogs side by side on a small white plate, vertical-orientation low-angle perspective, on buns. each have jalapeño-cilatro-mayo on one shoulder, dijon on the other, chopped onions on both

  8. plates, and jousts

    can we couple them?

    hell yeah we can

    wanna know how? get this

    proprietary to macmillan

    only us

    ready?

    [lays off 10,000 people because a competitor just did]

  9. in addition to the music, david crosby was a poster’s poster, rip

  10. finally figured out no-handing on the cargo bike: simply allow the tires to run a little low, simple as.

    I’d been maintaining it like my commuter bike at max recommended pressure (60PSI I think), but at 40, the ride is a lot smoother and no-handing is easy.

    Yay!

    my (rider) POV of no-handing a cargo bike, southbound on Shotwell, in the Mission, SF, U.S.A. Shotwell is a "slow street", through traffic is in theory prohibited but in actuality, only slightly discouraged. The cyclocomputer is registering about 15 miles per hour.

    same POV and speed as previous shot, on 17th st westbound, passing Jackson Park and Thee Parkside. Jackson Park is being completely redone next year and so they are topping all the trees that line the park to pre down to 10' stumps. It's a bummer, but the new park should be great... in 2026.

  11. fourth book, “Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki and His Years of Pilgrimage”, Haruki Murakami

    I’ve had this on the shelf for a while (years, even) after catching up on Murakami and taking a good long break (furthermore, I think this was a gift, or used rack sale find, even) because it’s all very samesy. I picked this off the to-read pile because it looked the shortest.

    I think crit of his lesser stuff like this is totally on the mark and fair but also “it me” so, I enjoyed it.

    https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/41022133-colorless-tsukuru-tazaki-and-his-years-of-pilgrimage

    the cover of Murakami's "Colorless Tsukuru Tazki and His Years of Pilgrimage"Like all of his current American paperbacks (excepting 1Q84) at least, it's just white text over a blur of colors

  12. third book, “The Stories of your Life and others”, Ted Chiang.

    Cheating because I read the first half last year. I got another copy after leaving my first copy on a plane ( https://mastodon.social/@gravely/109372422129728908).

    I hope whoever found my first copy enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed my second copy.

    “let’s take one idea seriously and see what happens”

    https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/223380.Stories_of_Your_Life_and_Others

    the current paperback cover of "Stories of your Life and others" by Ted Chiang. The title and author's name encircle the hands of a clock at about 11:10:30, over field of stars on the top half and cloudy sky on the bottom half. Inset in the top left is a cloud circle that proclaims that this book "Includes 'Story of Your Life," the Basis for the Major Motion Picture ARRIVAL.

  13. ok, what the letters spells out is p easy to find on tvtropes[.]org which I’m told is a terrible website that’ll rot your brain and your ability to perceive art as anything but strings of gimmicks (they probably have a name for people like me who believe this), so I guess if you look for it the right way, like I did, the answer is in the google preview (remember when things were like that?) and you don’t have to click through.

    but I’m also not gonna say what it is either, just read the book.

  14. second book down, the new Jason Pargin (f. k. a. David Wong), “If This Book Exists, You’re in the Wrong Universe.” It was fun! I lol’d a few times, didn’t want to put it down, etc.

    Jason put a tiny house of leaves gimmick in it (it’s full of metafiction shit tbh) but I only noticed it was happening for the last word so if you read it, let me know what it says (I’m going to go cheat and google it right now).

    The cover of John Dies at the End #4"If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe", file under Jason Pargin / David Wong. The cover is a an illustration of a black hardback of the book with the title in silver on the spine and cover, made of arby's sauce dripping, and one of the drips forms a skull below, all over a solid, flat light green.

  15. first book of the year down, (I think via @leigh somewhere?): “Axiomatic,” a collection of Greg Egan’s short stories that appeared in various science fiction magazines (mostly Interzone and Asimov’s) between 1989 and 1992.

    Great late 80s hard SF shorts

    I don’t do star reviews, but, folks, they’re good stories

    https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/156783.Axiomatic

    aside: a characters is mentioned to have received their advanced degree in 2023, which I’m sure felt reasonably far out at the time.

    the current paperback trade cover of Greg Egan's Axiomatic, a repeating tile mosaic in blues and greens, which he designed himself

  16. it’s bowie’s birthday ◻️

    a credenza containing a record player, spectrum analyzer, and receiver, next to a shelf of records, Bowie's "The Next Day" playing, album propped uppropped up against the wall on the next to a prayer plant

  17. lets all agree to call the FTC ruling invalidating non-competes a “Right to Work” rule

  18. 26th near valencia

  19. does the fact that I got out a 6’ ladder and traversed the wall between our units to clear out the neighbor’s clogged patio drains ahead of tomorrow (they are out of town) absolve me of putting our christmas tree out on the sidewalk tonight (which to be clear I haven’t done yet) where it will surely float away in the storm tomorrow and disrupt commerce on Valencia St or nah?

  20. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF46NnUn5nw posting on the 'don theme song (“beep” is what QTs are gonna be called in the new beta)

  21. i have over six hundreds mutes in tweetbot, muting quote tweets here will be easy for me, now to go mute the word “quote” itself and get started on that