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Mastodon posts

  1. Initial thought, cute but weird. Second thought, better ask the building group chat if anybody noticed a unit might be on Air-b-n-fuckin-b.

    “Laundry Room 🌸”
    Figure 1. “Laundry Room 🌸”.
  2. I biked past someone as they noticed my PIZZA shirt and they said “That should say NASA, not PIZZA.” Pal, you are so, so wrong.

    Again! I just biked past someone who said “That doesn’t make you rad!”

    I had my jacket zipped up, so it wasn’t a NASA nerd. I think it was because I was riding no-handed?

    Pal, riding no-handed is well known to be rad as hell.

  3. 🚨COLLECTIVE🚨ACTION🚨ALERT🚨

    UBER/LYFT drivers are STRIKING 🎳 on Wednesday to protest poverty wages while investors and executives CA$H OUT.

    DON’T🙅‍♂️CROSS🚧THAT➡️PICKET📣LINE🛑

    🚍Use public transit

    🚲Ride your bike

    🚖Take a taxi

    🚶‍♂️Walk to work

    🏇Get creative

    Just DON’T👎SCAB🤡

  4. Yimbyism is a splinter-ideology of libertarianism and equally unserious

  5. Boomers giving out socialist newspapers at actions: what are you doing

    handing out newspapers? consider standing around in a logo t-shirt, it is much easier.