Mastodon posts

  1. So close

    Charles P. Howard TERMINAL, BERTHS 67, 68
    Figure 1. Charles P. Howard TERMINAL, BERTHS 67, 68.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2019/05/02/102024041473513622/ in the Mastodon collection.

  2. Rockin and slappin the gd washing machine in my building like a pinball game so that it’ll take my quarters because the company that manages it hasn’t come to empty the hopper in so long that it’s full, only for it to eat my buck seventy-five is an extremely dumb problem to have

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2019/05/02/102023638882614136/ in the Mastodon collection.

  3. Oh no, a robot TP’d my apartment

    toilet paper run across my apartment
    Figure 1. toilet paper run across my apartment.
    our roomba, surrounded by tp
    Figure 2. our roomba, surrounded by tp.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2019/05/01/102023398816742874/ in the Mastodon collection.

  4. Carb loading for the big day today

    a bowl of Lucky Charms from the last of the box, topped with charm dust
    Figure 1. a bowl of Lucky Charms from the last of the box, topped with charm dust.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2019/05/01/102021843279463331/ in the Mastodon collection.

  5. Me: “I’m thinking of taking myself out of the rotation, I never get paged anyway.”

    my team, terrified of what unspeakable evil I just provoked: “don’t say that!”

    me: “oh, I’m on call right now so it’s fine.”

    [90 minutes later]

    Gets paged

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2019/04/30/102017730559234661/ in the Mastodon collection.
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