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Mastodon posts

  1. I’ve got the solution to San Francisco’s housing crisis, the ACME ARTIFICIAL ROCK. “Have fun, be popular, be a rock!”

  2. This is what real opsec guidance looks like

    Door sign over a badge reader of a cartoon alligator wearing a cape labeled “Tailgatoring? That’s not very gamer of you. Please do not tailgate or allow others to do so.”
    Figure 1. Door sign over a badge reader of a cartoon alligator wearing a cape labeled “Tailgatoring? That’s not very gamer of you. Please do not tailgate or allow others to do so.”.
  3. No don’t platform the fash u r so sexy haha 😂

  4. Fuck prop c how are cotton candy grapes a thing and why aren’t there more things like ‘em??? i just had one for the first time, wild

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotton_Candy_grapes

    Cotton Candy grapes - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org