Mastodon posts

1. Disapprove of what the enemy says, but defend to the death their right say it, so that you can catch them doing a hypocrisy, and you can say to your base, “Got em!”, and you can print bulk mail showing you saying it, the ultimate victory. - Voltaire Tzu (D), CA

   Posted on Mastodon over six years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2019/09/19/102819699631737866/ in the Mastodon collection.

2. Fianne deinstein

   Posted on Mastodon over six years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2019/09/18/102815061278704760/ in the Mastodon collection.

3. I haven’t done any research and I don’t get it

   [computer reads back ’You said, “I haven’t done any research and I don’t get it.” Send message?’]

   Send

   Posted on Mastodon over six years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2019/09/12/102782169826508761/ in the Mastodon collection.

4. Man, idk if it’s my kid’s cold or allergies but I want something darker tonight [opens something from the back of the fridge] oops there goes my last 2015 Anchor Christmas

   

   Posted on Mastodon over six years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2019/09/08/102754671341211360/ in the Mastodon collection.

5. The realtor showing a ($1.8MM 2x1) flat a few blocks from our apartment that we were gawking in, to us: “How did you hear about the property?”

   “” “” “” “” “” “” “” “” to a boomer who followed us up the stairs: “Welcome! Are you in the market for a pied-à-terre? A view condo?”

   Posted on Mastodon over six years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2019/09/04/102735350756641864/ in the Mastodon collection.