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Mastodon posts

  1. I turn over my MACHINE OF DEATH card and it says, “Cat whisker foot splinter.”

  2. Dad-bike craigslist bonus: the old CoPilots match my bike and the kid’s red helmet

    red and white road bike with a matching used red and white blackburn copilot rear-rack mount child seat, rear view
    Figure 1. red and white road bike with a matching used red and white blackburn copilot rear-rack mount child seat, rear view.

    had to swap out the old rack though ☹️☹️☹️

    rear bike rack with a black and red “support our troops” ribbon sticker on it
    Figure 2. rear bike rack with a black and red “support our troops” ribbon sticker on it.
  3. Good advice at the dmv yesterday

    DMV sign with “do not sell pot 2 cops!” written in sharpie on it.
    Figure 1. DMV sign with “do not sell pot 2 cops!” written in sharpie on it..
  4. I’m sorry but if you wear a math hat you are a nerd i don’t make up the rules and anyway you should know better

  5. Quake postin