pizza slow (high quality)

Mastodon posts

  1. Historical Buttigiegism

  2. I’t probably never happen again because of open office floor plans, but I had one chance to leave something behind in a desk for my successor and I went with a carton of camel filters in return for all those I’d bummed while stressed over the job.

  3. You’re telling me a plan improved this performance?

  4. I call upon the author to explain trolling us with a character named “Deval” smdh that is some shoddy ass writing workshop character naming

  5. I snagged the fash forum dox and opened my editor to read the README in it and had to double take at the last unsaved thing I had in my editor that I had for a previous gag.

    Desktop screenshot, garfbert tile background with two windows open: A finder window of fash forum dumps: gravely@gravely ~/Desktop> ls iron_march_201911/READMEcsvdatabase.sqliron_march_201911_meta.sqliteiron_march_201911_meta.xmlscriptsAnd a sublime text editor window containing the old 90s warez website disclaimer: "If you are affiliated with any government, anti-piracy group or any other related group, or were formally a worker of one you CANNOT enter this web site, cannot access any of its files and you cannot view any of the HTML files. If you enter this site you are not agreeing to these terms and you are violating code 431.322.12 of the Internet Privacy Act signed by Bill Clinton in 1995 and that means that you CANNOT threaten our ISP(s) or any person(s) or company storing these files, and cannot prosecute any person(s) affiliated with this page which includes family, friends or individuals who run or enter this web site."
    Figure 1. Desktop screenshot, garfbert tile background with two windows open: A finder window of fash forum dumps: gravely@gravely ~/Desktop> ls iron_march_201911/READMEcsvdatabase.sqliron_march_201911_meta.sqliteiron_march_201911_meta.xmlscriptsAnd a sublime text editor window containing the old 90s warez website disclaimer: "If you are affiliated with any government, anti-piracy group or any other related group, or were formally a worker of one you CANNOT enter this web site, cannot access any of its files and you cannot view any of the HTML files. If you enter this site you are not agreeing to these terms and you are violating code 431.322.12 of the Internet Privacy Act signed by Bill Clinton in 1995 and that means that you CANNOT threaten our ISP(s) or any person(s) or company storing these files, and cannot prosecute any person(s) affiliated with this page which includes family, friends or individuals who run or enter this web site.".