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Mastodon posts

  1. MUTES, a novel with an appendix of omitted words themselves assembled into nonsensical but grotesque phrases, which are only ever represented as empty spaces in the text itself

  2. It’ll be fun in 30 years when period pieces about the late 2010s are careful to capture how drab everything is; buildings painted gray, vehicles gray, black, red, or blue exclusively

  3. As a kid haver with nearly enough capital to buy in san francisco, I would vaaaaaaaaaastly prefer living in a 3 bed 2 bath public housing unit to having to sink my money into dirt and market risk, and think people who prefer the dirt and risk are fools

  4. My kitchen window overlooks a row of sidewalk coffee shop tables and every time someone at one casually smokes a cigarette at one in 2019 i assume they are a time traveling prisoner on a mission to their past, before things all went sideways

  5. My kid’s baby babble book, not a fan of trains, which are toys for baby’s, apparently

    children book of words with illustrations: truck, car, bicycle, airplane, boat, cloud
    Figure 1. children book of words with illustrations: truck, car, bicycle, airplane, boat, cloud.
    children book of words with illustrations: train, ball, teddy bear, blocks, puzzle, baby, doll
    Figure 2. children book of words with illustrations: train, ball, teddy bear, blocks, puzzle, baby, doll.

    also, all of his toy car gifts have come in sets that include a police car, like this S.W.A.T. thing he just got, big yikes, a 9-1-1 sticker?

    matchbox car sized black toy S.W.A.T. SUV that say to call 9-1-1 on it
    Figure 3. matchbox car sized black toy S.W.A.T. SUV that say to call 9-1-1 on it.

    “9 1 1, what is your emergency?”

    “”Hi, how are you, I’d like to order the special weapons and tactics? Can I get that with extra special weapons?”