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  1. poster dossier update opportunity: Lately I’ve wanted to add a few apps to amethyst’s (the Mac tiling window manager I have used for the past year and a half) float exception list and it doesn’t work afaict (also the menubar icon isn’t always there like it should be?) so I’ve switched to Rectangle ( https://rectangleapp.com), which has its own quirks and is less capable in some ways but meets my needs.

    originally posted on mastodon about 7 months ago (permalink)
  2. Opinion Sections: the highest stage of liberalism.

    originally posted on mastodon about 7 months ago (permalink)
  3. six good “logging on” images (none with alt-text, unfortunately) https://70sscifiart.tumblr.com/post/799224734511480832/from-my-art-blog-newsletter-walter-molino-master

    originally posted on mastodon about 7 months ago (permalink)
  4. [keynote speaker at the big annual laundry basket engineering conference podium joking to a slide of a top view plan of a standard basket with red dots all over the handles.]

    [next slide]

    next up is a slide with a table on it titled “Mean time to handle failure for handles 1, 2, 3, and 4 for rectangular baskets produced in 2024” with a little side diagram explaining for first timers that these are the top, right, bottom, and left handles in standard orientation. the speaker continues…

    originally posted on mastodon about 7 months ago (permalink)
  5. idk, pentagon reporters should just wear neck gators pulled up to their eyes and generic media-surplus PRESS badges and claim to be from media that signed the loyalty oath

    originally posted on mastodon about 7 months ago (permalink)
  6. all week I thought I’d really messed up my left elbow doing some exercise with a cool name like skull crushers (which I hate but do) or something and then the kid asked for a piggy back ride tonight and up he goes and instantly I saw a flashback of the last time I did this like it was an infomercial before-product clip and billy mays (RIP) was about to come on and convince me that I needed to place an order on installments

    originally posted on mastodon about 8 months ago (permalink)
  7. everloving wife asked for a cappuccino even though, to her, coffee only smells good but does not taste good, because I’m still NYC jetlagged and waking up at 04:30 which she does not like.

    so I got one of her fancy tea cups she never uses out of the credenza (lol who has a gd credenza? this old guy I guess) for the occasion and accidentally got an appropriately spoopy one.

    a porcelain (or at least lookin’ and fealin’ porcelain? idk) tea cup white bowl shaped tea cup with a built in inverted bowl stand and a delicate gold plated (leaf?)  handle just right for one finger. Around the top outer ring of the cup and the bottom ring to fhte base are decorative blue dark blue flowers with gold line work. The top inch of the cappuccino has been drank to reveal that the inside of the cup on the far side says “Witch!” in block calligraphy for some reason. The milk foam florrette art is still mostly in shape from a pretty ok-ish pour by me.

    originally posted on mastodon about 8 months ago (permalink)
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  9. kinda neat engineering (I have no idea what I’m talking about and am pretty credulous, but, neat to me for sure), the entire thing is an archtop with no sides or back ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbBzabnNJhk), ultimately compromised to move units / be a little more practical built with a bunch of 90s stunts like carbon fiber and stainless steel and lasers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbBzabnNJhk

    originally posted on mastodon about 8 months ago (permalink)
  10. I thought I wanted to do 3D stuff when I grew up and so I taught myself 3D Studio (R2, for dos. Layers, lofts, and tweening.) in ‘94 or ‘95 by, among other things, mocking up a Fly by eyeballing an ad for them in Guitar Player Magazine of Gabrels holding one.

    As soon as I was making any money, about ten years later, I bought one https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/parker-fly-classic/.

    a wireframe rendering of what I thought a parker fly looked like based on a single magazine ad photo, which, now that I actually own one, I now know is wrong in many ways beyond simply being very amateurish. This fly was the first thing I made to teach myself Autodesk’s 3D Studio R2.The body wireframe is blue, the neck brown, and the rest black, over a white background.

    originally posted on mastodon about 8 months ago (permalink)