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  1. I’ve considered using painters tape and sharpies, which are ready to hand in junior’s craft bin four feet away.

    I’ve considered moving the milk from the fridge’s right-side french door to the left-side french door.

    I’ve mostly just been frustrated though.

    "I should post about how frustrated I get coping with this situation”, I think to myself, and then fail to remember to do, until just now.

    What a weird impulse to have.

    originally posted on mastodon about 2 months ago (permalink)
  2. The dairy we buy milk from now features an identical promotion on the rear panel and top closure (rear panel) of all of their gable-top cartons.

    Given where the pour side of the gable is, and the fridge door side we keep our milk, and our family handedness, this creates an illusion where it appears that we have three identical open cartons in the fridge door when in fact we have half & half, whole milk, and 2% milk.

    As a result, I feel insane every morning for about fifteen seconds.

    originally posted on mastodon about 2 months ago (permalink)
  3. RE: https://framapiaf.org/@lo/116221130567315481

    a nice Friday afternoon 1,000 yard stare moment of zen

    👁️ 👁️

    originally posted on mastodon about 3 months ago (permalink)
  4. https://nalasinephro.bandcamp.com/album/endlessness gm w/ Nala Sinephro’s “Endlessness”.

    plucked this off a best jazz albums of ‘24 list and it is beautifully mellow spriitual jazz that reminds me instrumentation wise — synth, string ensemble, keys, sax, ( https://www.allmusic.com/album/endlessness-mw0004339978) — of Pharaoh Sanders’ record w/ Floating Points.

    I will be checking out more Nala Sinephro.

    originally posted on mastodon about 3 months ago (permalink)
  5. As per, my smooth brain just filters out lyrics so that’s lost on me but the band (which allmusic points out include members of the Dap-Kings, Antibalas, and El Michels Affair) really swings and the guitar parts are funky as hell. If the vocals aren’t your thing, look for the digital-only instrumental version, "Seahorse & The Storyteller Instrumentals & Echoes Of Avramina EP”, which qobuz has, so I assume other places do too.

    originally posted on mastodon about 3 months ago (permalink)
  6. I end up craving Sean Lennon’s “Asterisms” album ( https://www.allmusic.com/album/asterisms-mw0004180789) enough in the evening that I’ve started drilling into the musicians on it and the first one to stick has been Michael Leonhart, trumpet player and leader in his own right, whose “Seahorse and the Storyteller” ( https://www.allmusic.com/album/seahorse-and-the-storyteller-mw0001977904) I’ve had on all weekend.

    originally posted on mastodon about 3 months ago (permalink)
  7. 🚶🏽‍♂️ 🚶🏽‍♂️ 🚶🏽‍♂️

    🏁 what I’m considering Portola, bound by 280, San Bruno Ave (or 101 I guess?), Mansell St, McLaren Park, and uh, the Excelsior? The north ridge of Visitacion Knob?

    Poor winter weather, always a two-bus transfer to get there and to get back, and strava glitching out by 101 more than once made this take a long time to complete.

    I also started biking weekdays for cardio instead of walking, so I had to put off the far corner for weekends.

    A San Francisco street map centering the area bound by 280, 101, Mansell St, the Excelsior. with a purple GPS path of walks I’ve logged on it, generally completing every street in the Portola neighborhood.

    originally posted on mastodon about 3 months ago (permalink)
  8. RE: https://mastodon.palewi.re/@OldLAPhotos/116177989094501821

    Howard Waldrop’s "Flatfeet!”

    It’s important that bits that only one in a thousand or fewer people will get are also funny on their own merits but some days, not important enough to send to drafts.

    originally posted on mastodon about 3 months ago (permalink)
  9. I push open the swinging half doors to the e-saloon. A clanker is supposedly playing the gameboy in the corner but we all know it’s a mod file on an unlicensed cartridge.

    I spit e-tobacco juice into the trash can that has the words Recycling Bin hovering under it by the doors and a “ppoint!" effect plays. The label rotates to face me as I proceed to bar. That I don’t miss the can here tells me the “no aim bots" promise out front is phonier than an $3 NFT but at least mine’s workin’ again.

    originally posted on mastodon about 3 months ago (permalink)
  10. “new incident response leitmotif” I thought to myself when the rhythm section joins in on the Sunflower Slow Drag with what makes me think of cartoon bubble-popping or spittoon spitting foley effects? holy moly https://ragger.bandcamp.com/album/euphonic-sounds

    originally posted on mastodon about 3 months ago (permalink)