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  1. this is really neat to me. Back in the 00s I made this a feature of my personal site and the leftovers make for weird historcial artifacts now 20-25 years later.

    I irreversibly destroyed the entire archive in a imagemagick shell script mistake at some point but I still have a few that survived elsewhere.

    https://xoxo.zone/@waxy/115634168572254301

    screenshot of what looks like how I sent a friend tickets to see mitch hedberg at the baltimore improv in 2002. The OS is probably gentoo (the gkrellm kernel version is 2.4.19-gen something?) and I’m using the (kick ass imo) k10k theme for e17, the browser looks like firefox an IE5 theme for some reason? It also looks like I used an eterm window to take the shot, minimized all of my other windows to the bottom left, and have four virtual desktops w/ a ninjatune wallpaper on half of them.

    another e17, k10k theme shot with pine, irc, an eterm, no gkrellm, two virtual desktops, circa 2002. in IRC we’re talking about mozilla themes, and my old blog self-written and terrible php blog is open to a post from 2002 about a show being canceled. The code for the blog is open in a vim window in another eterm?

    a mac osx screenshot using hte “milk” theme probably, 2004-09-09, featuring a postit about catching up on my billing, adium, omniweb, geekterm, mail.app, showing someone what I was seeing for some sort of storm tracking?

    a 2004? shot of mac osx with a bunch of different variants of art I’d made for the quake 3 clan I used to be in, called “acid*sun” later called “plan b”.

    originally posted on mastodon about 6 months ago (permalink)
  2. Sat in a chair I don’t normally sit in while reading a book and was reminded that I took our nazar eye (🧿) that my sister picked up for us while visiting Turkey and brought it downstairs, attached a metal hook to the sliding glass patio door, stashed the nazar somewhere to keep safe while the adhesive bonded to the door, and have been unable to find the nazar ever since.

    The hook is still there, with nothing attached, a few years later. I’ve looked everywhere. Gonna buy a new one.

    originally posted on mastodon about 6 months ago (permalink)
  3. [sitting at Hi-hat having a slice of Jersey Tomato Pie and a beer while the Giants/Saehawks(??) game is on]

    If it’s called shotgun formation, shouldn’t the center snap two handfuls of miniature footballs to the quarterback at once instead of just the one normal sized football?

    originally posted on mastodon about 6 months ago (permalink)
  4. I think between you and me, or whatever, but, I think that it is weird that people post paragraph long preambles in chat linking to positions they are hiring for or that would be on their team without naming the company the job is at a single time.

    It really seems like a majority of people do this. Like, I get why greenhouse refuses to include that in the unfurl, I think. I hate it, but I get it. I don’t get OPs who do it. Main-character syndrome?

    originally posted on mastodon about 6 months ago (permalink)
  5. “don’t you have to leave?”

    “Nah, I can make it downtown in fifteen minutes. Oh. Oh, shit, I gotta leave.”

    Every time.

    originally posted on mastodon about 6 months ago (permalink)
  6. so funny that my take away is always and forever will be that after speed walking to BART, skipping steps on the escalators in a panic, hopping through train car doors I was worried were going to close (never actually closing doors, that’s gauche), skipping steps up all flights at the Embarcadero, speed walking to my appointment and just making it on time, that "I can make it downtown in 20 minutes, maybe 15?” and not any of the luck or urgency required to make that happen.

    originally posted on mastodon about 6 months ago (permalink)
  7. one of those nights where I sit with a guitar in my lap and iReal up on my phone and try to figure out what key willie is playing in on one of his records of standards (tonight, the “That’s Life” record, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq_-vz_qOd0&list=PLM_eo-srGT72vo-aOuegEnA3jSJr3qaDI&index=1) so that I can play rhythm for it before the song gets through the A section.

    Sometimes it takes me the whole dang song.

    originally posted on mastodon about 6 months ago (permalink)
  8. have started tracking macros of what I eat for the first time and participating in the family budgeting spreadsheet for the first time beyond paycheck contribution.

    it turns out that both fit in the same brain slots as computer janitoring and were easier to add to the routine than my many-years of putting-off-the-very-concept-of-even-trying suggested.

    originally posted on mastodon about 7 months ago (permalink)
  9. jeans

    jeans

    jeans

    [alt text for quoted photo, a woman stands behind the counter of a carnival game sh’e running where you throw something in a basked to win a prize. 1 in wins. throw for 25¢.

    Prizes include foam dice in red, green, or blue, or a gray mystery stuffed animal. Above on the wall are giant teddy bears in red, brown, blue, and yellow.

    the woman is wearing a white t-shirt w/ rings on the collar and sleeves that says 'jeans jeans jeans’ on it]

    https://tech.intersects.art/@roadside/115531565434073157

    originally posted on mastodon about 7 months ago (permalink)
  10. welcome to mastodon [points to the sign]

    a basketball hoop in the george moscone recreation center in san francisco. the backboard is glass, and the facility has taped hand-made signs that say "NO DUNKING" behind the glass in the top left and right corners.

    ECU, one of the signs, red colored-in matter, all caps on white paper:NODUNKING

    originally posted on mastodon about 7 months ago (permalink)