pizza slow (high quality)
  1. ah, shit, somebody exposed computer touchers to legislation and they are trying to lint it and compile it and saying stuff like “ah, you see, I could hack this” which they say about everything, but this time it’s different somehow

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  2. IMMENSE

    IMMEDIATELY REMOVE

    MASSIVELY

    IMMENSLY

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  3. rode to work for the first time in two years, my bike lock was still on the office rack and my work shoes (I mr. rogers it) were under the bench I left them under 🤗

    riding home I changed lanes while splitting on Bush and got clipped by a car side mirror, lol @ vision zero 😤

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  4. after the rev I look forward to my preferences attaining and maintaining hegemony, because once more people learn about them, they will of course vote to re-structure society according to them

    for instance, I don’t like folding laundry, so

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  5. snacks growing up and thus today: hard pretzels, sharp cheese, summer sausage, and then in the 90s, chips and salsa. oh, and crudités pause sike

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  6. i just had to look up “crudités”, never heard the word before today

    also not the kind of thing i make a stop at when im cruising the food table at all, so could be that’s why, but like, lol

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  7. shrimp scampi and arugula pesto (made with arugula grown in our hydro garden) pasta, plated like a goofball

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  8. oops: the ceiling where i do burpees 🙌

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  9. hanging out in the local high school in a suit and tie going around asking the young people of this fine country if they every thought about a career in Uncle Sam’s National Labor Relations Board, or the Internal Revenue Service

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  10. Screenshot TwoFirstNameHaverDC with a Blue Suit and a Red Tie Headshot BlueCheck

    “Paraphrased Boondock Saints Quote” -Boondock Saints

    12:14 AM • 8/2/22 • Twitter for iPhone

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)