pizza slow (high quality)
  1. . “whoa, whoa, y’all, come see this, this account is on season 19 of this This Old House and the last episode of season 1 of the original Amazing Stories”

    “you should send them an invite, they seem cool”

    “done. hope they accept it”

    “me too”

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  2. [slips on a pair of mirror-shades and looks again] “ah, now I see, there’s your problem right there”[points]

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  3. tried chase while jeopardy is on break and it’s a bunch of nonsense. unfortunate

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  4. “hacking”

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  5. weird outta nowhere craving for sitting on a stool in cross street market in federal hill eating sushi and washing it down with a 32oz deli container beer

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  6. so let me get this straight: you had the best things in life, which are free? and you gave them to the birds and bees? what the fuck??

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  7. w/ broccoli

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  8. tofu

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  9. Yesterday I posted just the sound one of the salvation army truck gate lifts makes and and twitter supsended my account for posting media depicting the moment of death of an individual(s), which is honestly better radio than hearing the sound itself.

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  10. the real issue in this legislation is its perniciously inconsistent uses of tabs

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)