i didn’t make the connection between college degrees in the U.S. and meritocracy (pejorative), probably because I never finished college (ran out of patience and tuition)
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a speed metal cover of the fireman sam theme transposed to minor key, played by fireman sam’s band, with the “oh no” rising theme palm muted intro
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[Verse 1: Peter Cetera] If you leave me now You’ll take away the biggest part of me Ooh no, baby, please don’t go [Verse 2: Peter Cetera] And if you leave me now You’ll take away the very heart of … 🌽🐛
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apropos of nothing word associations: “public-private partnership”, lmao
“privatized”, lmfao
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san deanfrisco twitter funny as hell today, gj everyone, even the freaks and losers, you’ve been funny today too
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therapist (I don’t go to therapy but pretending for the bit): “how did you get that hole in your jeans, it’s like, right by the zipper, and not even in a place that you can passably just like, let it go like a thigh or knee”
me w/ donnie darko frown: doing the dishes I think, idk
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What about lenders who already paid off their congressional reps?
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you should have to win the “catch a dollar bill” bar bet before you can turn on “autopilot” in a car, just like commercial airline pilots