when he got covid was the only time i fell for it, but this time, this time is at least p funny

sf is full of obviously stupid shit like this, is infuriating

gotta sleep or pee? consider one of our wholly inadequate solutions with no wayfinding!

alex jones breaking the fourth wall: “Well, THAT just happened. 😏”

scrolling the TL, doing that philip glass move where he tilts his head way back as if someone had his eyeballs on the other end a tug-of-war rope and was hand-over-hand pulling him out of his bullshit but then loses, and he lowers it again to stay on it, scrolling the TL

lockheed (lockheed martin marietta) discourse contribution: Fugazi playing "Do You Like Me " & “Reclamation” at the Teamster’s Hall in Baltimore on in ’98

I got to see them do this set the summer before at fort reno in dc

hell yeah someone crashed into a fire hydrant west bound on ceasar chavez near bryant and knocked it off and now it’s a six foot geyser, rip their car and hopefully nobody was hurt, still funny

his tank is fake of course, and i suppose the no-lid design is for wipes and whatnot, which we would absolutely never leave him alone with stored there. he would use the whole pack just because

junior just upper-decked his tot-pot (#1 only, thankfully) while demanding privacy and not letting anyone in to help after sitting to go, because he thought maybe that’s what tanks in toilets are for