every time someone points out that I don’t have voicemail set up on my phone I get a point

picturing the “rainbow” fentanyl marketing executive kicking their feet up and sipping a dry martini (with a twist) at 2pm, opening a news paper, doing a spit-take, punching their secretary’s line on their desk phone and shouting “Get me the fentanyl account Mavis!”

ios16 photo person copy is neat, anyway this is me after carrying junior while he ate a pbj

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their ineffective altruism but im different. and effective. maybe even more effective than the god

unable to suspend disbelief that all the hobbits on this show put rotting plants in their hair, come on flowers maybe but they one with straw anime hair? ridiculous.

London Breed Democratic Club

I’m an excavator

Excavator

Hey, dirt, see you later

I’m an excavator

is shrink wrap EULAing your political pawns with signed, undated banmes, the latest trend in quitting? people are calling it “breeding”, which is very confusing tbh

👉🏼 at random things: that’s schismogenetic.