you: what are s.m. style tomatoes?

me, whispering: shut the fuck up! (whispering quieter) meloni’ll hear us

making spagetti sauce with one half s. m. style tomatoes a friend grew in her garden (bottom row), one half canned (top row)

left: landlord sees you making a little extra from your job, raises your rent

right: state sees your landlord making a little extra from your job, raises taxes

repeat 3 1/2 times

final half: state sees your landlord making a little extra from your job, lowers taxes

zoning!

garlic mash cheat code

uh, serious question, have you taken ENG101? Tue/Thu at from 9-11 in the old brick building w/ that professor who is really into “themes”, or whatever?

yeah, that class, that class was awesome

you’ve been visited by the train boper

the playmobil toys jr got for his fourth are the shishito peppers of “will i have to put this damned thing together like flatpak?”

“mayonnaise”

A NEW CHALLENGER HAS ENTERED HOUSING DISCOU—tap profile, tap “Mute”, tap “Forever”

my version of gifted kid discourse is being invited to some sort of weird self-esteem workshop thing with like one other kid in my grade from my school and one or two other kids from the other schools in the county that at the time I didn’t understand, but in hindsight, lol 😬