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  1. 24 hour laters, simply ridiculous, to me, still

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  2. gm, gm

    the first thing I thought of when I saw the aoc pell loan + parent PLUS loan multiplier was slurp juice.

    no comment on the whole pants situation, jesus christ

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  3. I would like to call special attention to the background color used by the sf landlord political action committee’s on their own website. They can’t help themselves! It’s a sickness!

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  4. “Now is not the time to raises our costs.”

    Sincerely, respectfully, and with only the best of regards for you personally,

    (🖕🏼) 𝓗𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰 (🖕🏼) 𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓿𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓼 (🖕🏼)

    PS Stop fucking calling us “landlords” or we’ll raise your rent again.

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  5. Look, if this worked, it would deserve a Nobel Prize, 𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘰.

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  6. my infinite ponzi scheme illustration has lots of people asking about my infinite ponzi scheme

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  7. poster’s code, if you use other people’s advice to double down on a decision, you’d better apologize

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  8. oh, a few of Barbara Wright’s english version of these are on google books, of course, nice.

    https://books.google.com/books?id=3aPbGd3hkBAC&printsec=frontcover&source=gbs_ge_summary_r&cad=0#v=onepage&q&f=false

    pro read, I think about it all the damned time

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  9. wired: getting on the “S” bus and witnessing an altercation between a man with a long neck and funny hat and another passenger

    tired: seeing the same person two hours later at the Gare St-Lazare and getting advice on adding a button to your overcoat.

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  10. it’s been over three years since I’ve been in a room where people used finger snaps / hisses

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)