Tom Waits/Cookie Monster mashup - God’s Away On Business

Sight & Sound list but for fingertips

Fingertips (Whispered)" (reprise)

Come On And Wreck My Car

Leave Me Alone

I’m Having A Heart Attack

Please Pass the Milk

Everything Is Catching On Fire

I Heard A Sound

I Don’t Understand You

All Alone, All By Myself

Mysterious Whisper

if you let enough high priority deadline oriented shit pile up you can tackle any one of them in order to procrastinate on doing the others, and that’s my productivity secret, hth

just wanted to let you all know i’ve updated a few policies, watch your asses

lol at mingus’s bass line on this track b/w 2:30 and 3:15, it’s either genius or somebody fucking around in guitar center with a synth pad I would murder him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CuMgLM558s - especially at 3:05

be me, doing crimes,

a robot treads in.

the robot says,

“WARNING!”

“THIS PRODUCT CAN EXPOSE YOU TO CHEMICALS INCLUDING ARSENIC, WHICH IS KNOWN TO THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA TO CAUSE CANCER.”

the bomb the robot is holding explodes, killing me instantly

A ROBOT

CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

THEREFORE A ROBOT MUST NEVER

RECEIVE QUALIFIED IMMUNITY

Norm!

💃🏽

49 muni driver explaining to another muni driver (passenger) that he learned to drive one of these things “on 9/11 you know? while the planes were flying into the buildings, 9/11? i was learning to drive one of these things for the first time. shoot.”