pizza slow (high quality)
  1. earthquake!

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  2. lady ordering at popeyes for her office pool has been adding stuff to the order for so long that the person on register went on break instead of reading the order back to her

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  3. pretty windy in san francisco rn, one of our plants that we keep on casters just sailed across the patio and crashed into the building

    weather station line plot of wind lull, gust, and average speeds, peaking around 10

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  4. adding a feature to all enterprise comms that injects random insults to the person reading the archives and showing them whenever the logged in user isn’t the user the comms were to or from

    this feels like the kind of thing the Graber would point out has been done by cultures around the world immediately after and ever since writing was invented

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  5. “huh, groups should probably add ‘chuds bought our communication archives’ to our threat model”

    vs.

    “I would simply never ever post a thing that is not honorable (even out of context) and we should just train everyone from birth to live this way always and forever”

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  6. za!

    quarter sheet of pepperoni sicillian pizza with a 4x6" bubble in the middle

    e c u huge bubble

    sa pwn emote smilie face with one huge eye

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  7. pizza dough outgrew its refracted mirror image self overnight, wish i could do that

    photo of a softball sized pizza dough ball in a steel bowl under plastic wrap, reflected off of the bottom and sides of the bowl to appear much larger

    pizza dough 12 hours later having more than doubled in size, filling the entire bowl beyond where the previous refracted reflection of itself

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  8. turned off my cross-poster, which I think I used respectably and not for much nonsense, because I don’t really want to post there anymore

    oh well.

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  9. i’ve always had internal investigators and litigation counsel in my corporate workstation threat model but never really thought about acquisitions. oops.

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)
  10. the company’s union philosophy CBT overdue notification has hit my PMC spam folder

    originally posted on mastodon over 3 years ago (permalink)