doing this nonsense / so that i can do that nonsense

goofin’ off

upon review of the planned moves to be done this morning, none call for a yoga mat, which of you think about it, makes the whole thing funnier, to me

dudes love to attemp tuck jumps on a yoga matt (???) which then slips out from under them like a cartoon banana peel after which the dudes fall on any old arm which they recently happened to dislocate from their torso, adding a wrist sprain to the casualty accumulator

the mythical “hot ashes only” can, 1/64 scale, coffee cup for reference

the old erlenmeyer i used to use to make yeast starters on a stir plate back when i brewed beer, which we keep out as a vase, never looks more stock photo-ish than when we use it to fertilize the plants, er, uh, prepare miracle solution

it’s maybe a petty adbusters nonsense thing but I love the MDs posting about how there are 0 COVID-19 patients at “SF General Hospital”

“Welcome to our HOSPITAL, notice there is no Z in it”

previously: nat’l airport, “the caps center” etc for your locale

if you log into citizen app you have to wear your underwear on the outside, optionally a cape and goggles

ring havers you do too

eat shit cryptohavers!