thomasina collinsina 🤌🏼

not tryna dox anybody but lol when a very normal, boring house in Frisco sells for such stupid money, even relative to the bay area, that I bother to go look up who the deed went to (normally? a bank), but no, this one went to a STREET NAME & SO AND SO REVOKABLE TRUST

blind homerism is thinking the global pandemic was designed in the local US Army base that definitely did animal testing and had “like twenty stories underground” back before stranger things season whatever (Fort Detrick, MD, for me) and not that it’s true of all of them

posting on the internal y combinator forum my final solution to the riddle of the y that ate the combine, and a partial solve of the more confounding riddle of why 7 8 9, the greatest thread in the forums, etc

the crabs in this bucket of crabs keeps pinching me when i try to play with the crabs and i blocked a bunch of the pinchers and muted some of the crabs they were climbing on and it doesn’t help, the infomercial without-the-product clip, the website

(the other day) 11 years here and every time i get to see the fog do this i’m all “holy moly, can you beleive it?”

please, sir flip, please i would like to have the hamster cage stairs, i love to squeegee, and i dislike structural support, please install the “fuck me up clear pepsi railings” thank you

a cool lemon sized bruise has pooled on my arm near the wrist I sprained and it’s taking forever to heal so I showed it to an NP who suggested I try an ace bandage, and, it turns out, the thousands of athletes I’ve seen wearing these things my entire life are on to something

phew, finished this album cover puzzle. kinda wierd to have soooo mamy extra pieces and empty space around the inside but i don’t do puzzles very often so this might just be how they all are now

raiders of the lost ark staff gimmick except it turns out the cheap chandelier crystal we knocked off too many times and now have in the window over the door hits my dinner plate every evening now that the sun stays up longer (italian american red sauce w/ hit sausage)